#ineffable ship

[shewhosaunteredvaguelydownward]

With the voice Crowley did in season 2 episode 4, I can only assume that he would be down for role play.

[ran196242]

Another phone case + popsocket design because i got no thots.

[madrabbitsociety]

They heard a blood-curdling scream.

“That’s Ana!” Tracy gasped, pulling Shadwell into the hall. The cowardly streak that hid within the gruff man raised it’s head as he protested going in the direction of danger.

“We can’t just barge in-”

“Of course we can, she’s our friend, you doddering old fool!” Aziraphale snapped. Both he and Crowley tore off in the direction of Ana’s scream as a second one rang out.

“Downstairs,” Crowley snapped, running quickly ahead, leaving Aziraphale to keep up. He went as fast as he could, wondering if Tracy and Shadwell would follow. They passed Ana on the stairs, coming back up, dragging Newt along with her.

“They- they were- they were in the kitchen,” she panted as she passed them. She smacked at Newt’s shoulder. “Then this idiot screams and gives away our hiding place!”

“Hey!”

“How did they get in? I thought you had to invite them?” Aziraphale asked. A laugh echoed throughout the large, open living space before the room was plunged into darkness. Another shriek let out and Aziraphale knew this time it was Newt, not his girlfriend. He heard their footsteps as they continued their way up the stairs and down the hall towards the bedroom.

“You do. Must’ve been one of the others,” Crowley said. He reached out to grab Aziraphale’s hand as several loud crashes came from upstairs.

“Is it too late to run away together?” Aziraphale asked jokingly. He could see the shadow of Crowley move towards him just before their lips slammed together desperately, one last attempt at a kiss before the end.

“No, but you’ll probably feel guilty about it for a while if we don’t help them, which means I’d have to listen to you go on and on. You’d whine about it forever,” Crowley teased, but it was a weak attempt.

(( Final Chapter on Ao3 ))

After a messy divorce, Aziraphale is ready to start completely over, which means he’s left London for the (frankly unappealing) boardwalk of Santa Carla, California. Living with his friend Tracy is jarring and attempting to run an old comic store is entirely out of his wheelhouse, but he’d wanted ‘different’, right?   A stranger, who looks very similar to someone he’d seen on a Missing Persons poster, watches him struggle from the shadows, tempting him in with black leather and dark sunglasses. Will Aziraphale drink the forbidden wine or can he pull Crowley out of the darkness before it’s too late for both of them?

[nc-2311]

I have LITERALLY PUT my blood, sweat and tears to this. If this artwork means nothing then I might die. @neil-gaiman plus yo I wrote some actual fanfic. Anyone who wants to read it can, through here:

[shewhosaunteredvaguelydownward]

I know we all have our Crowley Angel theories, but hear me out,

(also some one may have already posted some of this (and I did see someone else mention this theory I’m just adding and elaborating from what I’ve seen) but I’m going to info dump).

I like and agree with many of the Crowley Angel theories, but this is my hot take.

Anthony J. Crowley could most certainly just be a J, or it could be something else entirely.

Introducing Jophiel.

*insert image dump*

This is Jophiel, an archangel. Typically depicted as a she, I don’t feel that means Crowley wasn’t originally Jophiel especially since Crowley well isn’t good but also isn’t a lad (gender-fluid probs). 

but come on guys, Crowley and art and beauty. A visionary and initiating new projects. (Sounds like his whole job on earth especially with the highway, can I get a wahoo?)

The last image says Jophiel “has a more feminine presence and that is gently uplifting, playful, and vibrant.”

and most importantly, and I will add an extra photo of just this detail below, Jophiel’s Symbol is a flaming sword.

*insert more image dumps*

So yeah, and I’m sure there’s more, this was just my Google search.

[shewhosaunteredvaguelydownward]

Random shit I’m posting today is that I procrastinate my ass off. I have my first school assignment due in less then ten days and I have yet to finish the book. I’m leaving to move in a week and I haven’t cleaned out my room or bought my shit. I think I’m a funny person who would rather read ineffable husbands/spouses and ineffable bureaucracy (it took me too many tries to get that word right). I’m definitely losing my mind slowly but I’m good! 😁👍

[ran196242]

Static version + details of the ineffable husbands and their true forms.

Drawing and doing that blinky animation for them was really fun! owl and snake being enemies huhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Animated versions: Aziraphale | Crowley

[ran196242]

Crowley and Aziraphale sharing the same chair, being right on top of each other because they're gay af.

Sbiciest version is on my twitter @Ran196242