#ineffablemichael

[ineffablemuke]

okay just imagine michael begging you to “just get out” and take a spontaneous road trip with him to no where in particular. he wouldn’t let you pack, you’d both just get in the car and drive, using the money he’s brought to buy clothes and toothpaste and all the necessities when you arrived in some small town a two states out that night. and it would be too late to go searching for a place to stay and he would be tired from driving and you would already be drifting in and out of sleep so he’d just put the back seats down and set up some makeshift pillows and a blanket back there and sleep holding you in his arms feeling so grateful that he had you and that you were crazy enough to go on the trip in the first place and he’d fall asleep peacefully knowing nothing could disturb your perfect getaway

[ineffablemuke]

getting really drunk with your friend michael who you're secretly attracted to and not remembering a thing when you wake up in his bed in a t-shirt and panties with him in just his boxers lying next to you. when you move he opens his eyes and smiles at you, mumbling, “good morning, beautiful.” and since you don’t remember you just say, “did we..?” so he chuckles and nods and says he didn’t remember much other than actually doing it and you waking up in the middle of the night to yell, “i can’t sleep naked” pulling on your clothes on, yelling at him to do the same, and passing out again thirty seconds later. you get up to leave, flustered, but he pulls you back down and says, “you can stay,” with a little smirk, “cmon, we both want something more, don’t deny it” so you let him tug you back down into bed where he pulls you closer and kisses your neck and running his hands all over your body

[ineffablemuke]

i just think being with michael would mean traveling with him a lot just because he wants to explore the world and have fun but he wants to do it all with you. except he can’t handle being that romantic all the time so of course whenever you fall asleep on the plane he takes a picture of you to laugh at cause he’s kind of a dick like that and one day you would borrow his phone to take some pictures and snoop a little and come across a folder in his photos labeled “snore goblin” and just flat out smack his arm shouting, “it’s bad enough there are probably 50 photos in here, you had to name me ‘snore goblin’ on top of that?!” which would earn a little giggle and shrug from michael because he knows that you find it funny to and you love him too much to ever be mad

[ineffablemuke]

internet boyfriend!michael would be so cute on your meetup day. everyone would judge him for having an online girlfriend whom he’d never met but he wouldn’t listen and he would flip every single one of those people off because he was meeting his princess. he would fly you out to him and wait for you at the airport. as soon as you saw him you would run and jump into his arms and he would hold you like that for more than five minutes, kissing you at first but then just holding you in a tight hug with your face nuzzled into the crook of his neck because he would think if he let you go you would disappear. he would need to hold you to make it feel real and when he finally spoke he would just say, “god you’re so much more perfect in person and I didn’t even think that was possibly but– shit i love you, don’t ever leave me,” and continue to allow the tears of joy to slip down his smiling cheeks

[ineffablemuke]

you and michael getting in a huge stupid fight the night before but you still agreed to go out to lunch with him and the guys that you’d had planned for a while. but it backfired because you two started arguing again for really no reason resulting in you screaming, “damnit michael, do you really have to be like this now” and storming away from your table. michael would just grin and the guys would say, “what the hell mike she’s pissed why are you fucking smiling” to which michael would just stand up, say a quick, “im gonna marry that girl,” and shout your name and chase after you

[ineffablemuke]

michael has a bad cold and the band doesn’t have a show for a few days so he comes home for a bit but he doesn’t tell you about it beforehand and when he gets there he can’t find his keys so he knocks on the door and shouts your name for a while but you don’t answer and suddenly he gets a text from you saying “there’s a man at my door who won’t go away” and he just laughs because his voice is so hoarse you can’t even recognize it so he texts you back, “it’s me you noob, open the door” and when you open it you can’t stop apologizing but he just hugs you and tells you it’s okay before setting his stuff down inside and collapsing in your bed and telling you to “come cuddle and pray I’m not contagious!”

[ineffablemuke]

walking into your local pizza place with mikey for the third time that week, having the employees know your name from the amount of times you’ve gone there at the last minute. you walk in and mumble, “i swear you do this on purpose” to michael, referring to the fact that he had burnt your dinner yet again and all he does is chuckle which doesn’t give you any clue if you’re right and he did it on purpose or if he genuinely screwed up because he’s just that dumb sometimes but you love him either way and can’t help but laugh too

[ineffablemuke]

getting in a fight with Michael and ending up shouting in his face before bursting into tears and instead of hugging you and telling you it’s okay and that he’s sorry he just walks away and when you scream, “where the fuck are you going” he just screams back, “to get you some of your fucking favorite tea so we can sit on that damn couch and cuddle the shit out of each other because I need to not be mad at you” and even though he screams it his voice still sounds soft and caring and you know just how much he doesn’t want to lose you