#infinite tea

[ramyeongif]

In the summer I just keep a jug of cold-press tea in the fridge by tossing a teabag into the water and letting it seep cold. It takes longer than hot water, of course, because chemistry; but if you replace the teabag about once a day with a new one and you let it sit overnight, you get infinite tea.

is this weird lmao / filed under weird recipes

[witchcraftingboop]

One thing I love about my performance reviews is that my boss unprompted will treat the last half hour like his personal review time, without fail. He'll ask me, "Do you have anything bothering you or something you need from us? Are we cancelling too many meetings? etc. etc." and then follow it up by leaning back in his chair and walking me through the most recent hassles in his day-to-day life. I know so many things now that I don't have any business knowing. And it's never relevant to literally anything we'd discussed beforehand either. It's just this man deciding that he misses when employers used to ask if he had anything to complain about and then taking matters into his own hands. Meanwhile now I gotta sit around pretending I don't know exactly what's going on with Bob, Roy, & Stacy (fake names) and hold my thoughts in like a heavily constipated priest giving communion who just shotgunned a MiraLax. I need to tell someone but the nearest dump site is 20min away and has no idea where I work!

[theteacompany]

Tell me when to stop.

How to make the perfect cup of tea

[teaissexy]

Have some more infinite tea!