[text] I think I’m a mermaid for harry & cleo
harry cleo
harry
i think
i think i’m a mermaid
oh jesus
have you been reading mermaid books? is the female character in the book you’re reading is a mermaid and now you’re convinced you’re a mermaid too?
no
but i’m impressed that you picked up on that
also now that you’ve mentioned it i’m gonna scour the internet for mermaid books cause that sounds cool and we need it in this shop
then why do you think you’re a mermaid?
i’m pretty sure i’m dating human
(a very annoying human)
i think i’m a mermaid cause i’m pretty sure my legs turn to fins each time they touch water
(careful)
no they don’t
(sorry. love you)
have you seen my legs in water
(love you too)
....
EXACTLY
cleopatra is this one of your elaborate ways to get yourself out of this pool party this weekend?
no...
just so you know beau will be very disappointed if you skip his birthday party
i mean there’s always next year
and hopefully he won’t invite
d i s a p p o i n t e d
fine i guess i’ll just let everyone know i’m a mermaid
or here’s a thought: maybe your legs won’t turn to fins because you’re not a mermaid
cleo has left the chat.
oh come on babe
you know i love you
fins and all
send me tfln















