The thought of a super congested streamer au Steve 👁️ he’s playing with Robin and/or Eddie and his friends and chat are just like “please go blow your nose or make yourself sneeze, we cannot understand you…”
“What’s up nerds? Today I’m joined by my dearest of friends,” Eddie joked into the microphone, “We’ve got Nancy, Chrissy, Robin and Steve. We’re going to be playing some JackBox Games.”
Oh my god the whole gang!!!
I love you Chrissy!
Jack in the Box games anyone? 😂😂
“I vote we start with Fibbage.” Robin suggested.
“Sou’ds like a pland to mbe.” The younger man turned to the side and coughed.
What did he say???
Oh no is Steve sick? Please tell me he’s not sick.
That explains the glasses….
“Sorry guys, Steve has a pretty bad cold right now.” Eddie typed away into his computer, pulling up the link for JackBox Games. He waited as his friends joined the party room before he started the game.
“By the way, Fibbage is a game where you have to find the correct answer to a trivia question while avoiding the fake answers that we all are going to submit. It’s mine and Robin’s favorite.” Nancy said as she joined the game.
The first question popped on the screen:
What does a funambulist walk on?
A) Hot Coals
B) Broken Glass
C) A Tight Rope
D) Water
E) Ambulances
F) Sand
There was a brief pause as everyone submitted their answers wielding their results that Chrissy managed to trick Steve and Nancy with “Water”, Robin tricked Eddie with “Hot Coals”, and Chrissy guessed correctly: Tight Rope.
“Who wrote ‘Ambulances’?” Eddie asked.
“Steve what the fuck?” Robin laughed as Steve slowly raised his hand.
That’s so off beat lmao
Ambulances???
Steve what?
“Fu’da’bulist… a’mbuladce…?? Sou’ded sibilar.”
“Ummm what?” Chrissy stifled a laugh as Nancy questioned the brunette.
“I said they sou’d sibilar!”
“Steve, sweetheart, we can’t understand a word you’re saying.” Chrissy cooed.
Poor Steve… just wants to be understood
Someone ask him to say ‘McMenamins’ LOL
Fudabulist XD
“I’m an excellent Steve translator guys - he said funambulist sounded like ambulance.”
“They really really don’t, but go off Stevie…” Robin chuckled.
Steve rolled his eyes, “Next questio’d Eddie?”
There was another brief pause filled only with inaudible murmurs as the group typed away at their keyboards for the second question:
Nephelococcygia is the practice of doing what?
A) Pounding a sixer of Red Bull
B) Overstaying your welcome
C) Flossing your teeth every third Wednesday
D) Diving for treasure
E) Finding shapes in clouds
F) Buying thrifted goods
The results revealed that Eddie thought it was diving for treasure, Robin and Nancy thought it was buying thrifted goods. Steve and Chrissy correctly guessed that it was finding shapes in clouds.
“Who the hell wrote flossi’g your teeth every third we’dsday?”
“You know what I appreciate Steve? Specificity. You got a problem with that?” The older man teased.
“N’dot at all. Just aski’g.”
Translator please😩
Steve…
Mans is so sick
“Steve… we can’t…” Robin started.
“Go blow your nose, it might help?” Nancy suggested.
“I tried. M’by n’dose is too stuffy. It is’t worki’g.” He whined.
Eddie sighed and stood up from his chair, leaving frame as he mumbled, “Always have to do things the hard way, don’t you Steve?”
A few seconds later, the group could see Eddie open the door behind steve and enter - they streamed in different rooms usually.
“Eddie what are you-?”
The long haired man held a glass bottle and sprayed two or three spritzes around Steve before exiting, singing “you’re welcooooome” over his shoulder.
Oh… OHHHHH NO
No no no headphone users watch out
That was brutal dude
Chrissy had clicked the chat, “Eddie what did you do?”
Eddie held the glass bottle up to the camera with his other hand behind it the way he’d seen Nancy do in some makeup tutorials, “I sprayed him with some of my cologne he’s allergic to.”
The group watched on in awe and horror as Steve’s nose twitched and nostrils flared.
“Eddie I ca’t believe you diiii did thahhh H’aeKT! Hehh… Heh’KTSCH!”
The first sneezes sounded congested and blocked off, but the cologne had done its job and the next set were relieving to say the least.
Steve pressed some tissues to his face, feeling the thick warmth fill them.
“AKT’ssiEW!! AESSSSH!! H’agtCHEW!”
“Ugh gross dude.” Robin mumbled. Nancy had taken off her headset completely while she waited.
“Bless you.” Chrissy offered gently while Eddie just smirked from his gaming chair, waiting out the fit.
Not worth it to bless him just yet Chrissy
^^He’s just getting started
Eddie that was so mean :’(
Steve coughed and then gurgled into the tissues, tossing them to the side and pulling some fresh ones.
“I snfSNFF hehhhate you- H’ISSSH! Tissssh! H’ikt’CHIEW!!”
“You love me.” Eddie made a puppy dog face at Steve through the screen.
Bless you Steve!
What was that? Like ten or something? Damn…
What happened to Fibbage????
“My head is killing me. Thanks a lot Eddie.” Steve pouted, the girls smiling sympathetically for their friend.
“I’ll take extra good care of you after the stream, promise.” Eddie winked at Steve.
“Not while we’re live guys, come on!” Chrissy joke screamed.
Robin took the opportunity to lighten the mood, “At least when can understand him now!”