#influencethis

[chaiatcalm]

I’ve been posting a lot of gore lately because it gets attention and it pisses the cockwaffles at @instagram off at the same time. Kind of a win win deal if you ask me. 😂 Why have I been doing it? Mainly because I’ve been trying to get people who are interested in what I do outside of work to follow my personal motivation account @bravo33alpha where it’s a lot of training and eating. Again not picture perfect plates of sad fancy food but literally eating pizza and cake. See it as a un-influencing account about hard training, greasy food and the occasional unicorn. 🦄 ☺️ Anyhow... A lot of you fantastic followers have taken the interest and chosen to give @bravo33alpha a follow and for that I’m humbled and enormously thankful due to it has given me joy of using this platform again. For that reason I’m posting this cute little #implant I did a couple of years ago. This one for all of you awesome people. Thank you kindly for your continued support! ❤️☀️ #influencethis #inpizzawetrust (på/i CALM Bodymod - Piercings and Modifications) https://www.instagram.com/p/Bp744zRgIM3/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1kcjl9jpt92sf

[skatewine]

I'm now an influencer. Top tips for 2022: buy Vans shoes, get vaccinated and send me money so I can feed by kids. #2022 #influencer #buyvansshoes #influencethis #hipstervibes #listentome #consume #consumerism #vansshoes #vaccinated #buy #retail #marketing #digitalmarketingteam #buyabike #stopdrivingcars (at Influencer) https://www.instagram.com/p/CaRKXzigU1M/?utm_medium=tumblr

[chaiatcalm]

Yet another amazing morning with an absolute horrible workout. 35 minutes of pure humiliating discomfort with torture tools that are probably prohibited by the Geneva convention. Panting and sweating like a gothopotamus in heat. Why even try when you can’t even sleep a full night without going to the bathroom twice? Always remember that it’s NEVER too late to give up. 😂 Thankfully @clarafroberg from @styrkebyran was there so I could take some time to talk about training instead of actually doing it for a while. That helped me get through my 5 rounds of terror. Big up and thank you for the new toys! ❤️☀️ Follow my personal account @bravo33alpha for more workouts and me eating whatever I feel like. #buildingbetterbarbarians #NotASingleFuckWasGivenAboutYourJourney #ingenbryrsigomdinjävlaresa #crossfiteken #influencethis (på/i CrossFit Eken) https://www.instagram.com/p/BrFgeCODZjw/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=jf05srv9tajc

[chaiatcalm]

❌WARNING! LONG POST! ALL THE CAPTION!❌This is some of the content I post on @bravo33alpha. Just to clarify. On @bravo33alpha I post stuff from my life outside of work. A lot of training, my family (mainly in stories) and food. By food I don’t posts plates of cruelty free kale and slow cooked free range almonds boiled in bamboo blood with sayings like “Bless this food from this and that place that was just enough to fill my fragile tummy”. No. I literally posts videos of me eating cheap ghetto style pizza preferably topped with fruits, curry and béarnaise with sayings like “A pizza a day keeps the abs away”. All my training is about vanity and my food is far from healthy. What I’m saying is that @bravo33alpha is for everyone who’s not interested in what the picture perfect influencer does to promote their sponsors. Would I said no to sponsors? HELL NO! I like free stuff like the rest of you. Would I lie about it so the brand sponsoring could sell more? HELL NO! I would be brutally honest. And yeah, I do eat pizza with a knife and fork because I don’t live in a cave. That pizza has pineapple, banana and curry on it. Just in case the knife and fork didn’t piss you off enough. 😘 If you think I sound like an asshole I can assure you I’m not. If my assurance isn’t enough, try reading this post with Morgan Freeman’s voice in your head. Thank you for viewing and big up if you read the entire caption and don’t be afraid to comment! ❤️☀️ #influencethis #apizzaadaykeepstheabsaway (på/i CALM Bodymod - Piercings and Modifications) https://www.instagram.com/p/BqAtZFuAuRe/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=gitrno303ik8