#inhumanliquid

[daysleftofsecondterm]

Grounding techniques for anyone feeling extra anxious and/or dissociative these days (as stolen from my bird-themed self-care app):

- The 3-3-3 rule: Name three things you can see, name three things you can hear, move three parts of your body.

- Rainbow grounding: Look around you. Identify and name one red object, one orange object, one yellow object, one green object, one blue object, and one purple object.

- The 5 to 1 technique: List 5 things you can see, 4 things you can feel, 3 things you can hear, 2 things you can smell, and 1 thing you can taste.

I use the bird themed self care app too :3

Thank you for the reminder on 1,203 days left

[solidwater05]

I found you in a game.

(This is totally not one of the worst jokes)

[ID: A screenshot of a game menu of an item called Solid Water. The description reads as follows:

Compound composed of hydrogen and oxygen, essential to support carbon-based life. Keeping it in the solid state makes it easy to carry.

"...Isn't it ice?"

End ID]

Oh my god I'm canon to [Game Title]!!

[shiningnightstars]

😨😰

[daysleftofsecondterm]

May I interest you in a cat?

His name is Milo. He's my uncle's but he hated everyone except for me for a good few years. If he bites you, either he loves you or you pissed him off. The way you can tell which it is is by whether he lets you touch him.

Milo is further proof that every cat is on the autism spectrum. Thank you so much for this little cutie on 1,067 days left

[daysleftofsecondterm]

I come bearing news of the best (though there isn't really all that much competition tbh) transmasc song ever made.

https://youtu.be/OSYmTw6_bjc

Real talk? For all the talk about how all the transmasc songs are on ukulele, I always had 2 opinions.

1. Every song is a trans song if you’re willing to get a little freaky and a bit insane with interpretation

2. have you ever played a song “designed for ukulele” on any other instrument? Maybe that one song would sound really good on accordion, or electric violin, or cowbell

[daysleftofsecondterm]

leo-fie sounds like the person who got mad at me for posting politics in the politics tags one time

Now now, let’s not stoop to ad hominem attacks. I’m sure they had a good reason for wanting what they do, even if it’s just “I was confused”. But, this is tumblr, bud. Everyone is confused all the time about everything. You laugh at how silly you were and you move on, that’s just what you do.

[daysleftofsecondterm]

I've decided to use the tangerine's second term to buckle down and finally learn Japanese like I've been considering for years. Better than actively making this all more stressful for myself than it needs to be, y'know?

An EXCELLENT idea my friend. Good luck learning Japanese on 1,202 days left!

[daysleftofsecondterm]

My optometrist recently (like since I went start of last year freshly post-Executive Order 14168) started asking for pronouns on their intake forms. ^^

Woke optometrist on 1,071 days left, we love to see it!!!