#ink-twink

[insinirate]

I love how you draw Masaru. The fact that he's dwarfed by his son is even funnier

having a literal superhero for a son does that to you

[10yrsyart]

I like how Aziraphale's wings are slightly puffed up, but other than that he's fine, and Crow is in shambles and likely has no clue what's going on.

Az’s wings always look puffy like that, it’s mostly his hair that’s in disarray. Crow on the other hand.. driving through an impenetrable wall of hellfire while thinking your best friend is “dead”, and then facing down the Devil. that’s a lot to take in for anyone l’’D

[pagankingfinn]

Sum Rat coon for ya

Okay so because the author in me doesn't know how to fucking chill for thirty minutes have half a novel I guess, but summed up in Crackhead.

So pretty much for some context on this AU, Izuku "Rat coon" Midoriya is a quirkless villain for funzies. 100% he's gay for Bk, and steals his shit because he's just a bastard rat man who lives in a shwanky run down van hidden in the middle of a pile of garbage. Also bc he wants to see how long it takes for Bakugou to notice his shit is missing, and he wants something that smells like the crush. 200% feral man. Outruns Aizawa and Police many times until Aizawa finally captures him and he becomes Nedzu's pet project(consensually, it was doing a stupid rehab program or going to jail. He wasn't going to jail any time soon.)

First day with Rat coon in class

Aizawa:Hello class, listen up, Nedzu has a new pet project and decided that I didn't have enough of you little shits to look after so meet your new "classmate". Problem child you can come in now.

Izuku: Just kinda fucking, strides into the room???? Not even five minutes in and his uniform is in shambles, tie is tied like a noose, shirt sleeves are rolled up to elbows, jacket tied around waist, pant leg cuffs covering the heels of his shoes, his face is covered in piercings, he has a nose ring, an eyebrow split in three places with two rings in it, an eyebrow with one piercing in it, top and bottom snake bites, uneven earrings in his ears. Iida has a brain aneurysm. Bakugou just stops entirely, this is the kid that he grew up with, he looks like he doesn't want to be here, this isn't the same hero loving boy he remembered.

Izuku: I'm Izuku Midoriya, but you can call me Rat coon. I'm a villain, or was a villain? The details on that are a little unclear. I'm Nedzu's little pet project, and let me make this clear, I'm quirkless and would rather die than be a hero, but it was this or dropping the soap on the first day for fun. No you may not ask me any questions, yes i have self preservation skills I just choose to ignore them, if you even think for a minute that what you're asking me to do is a joke I will do it. I once tried to jump off a roof to kill myself upon the instructions of one of your lovely classmates and failed, I hit a tree and broke four ribs.

Bakugou:

Izuku:

Bakugou: You did... what?!

Izuku: Oh, hey Kacchan! Yeah, I tried to die and instead hit the dumpster like the quirkless idiot I am. Trust me, I stopped wanting to be a hero a very long time ago, I was just tired of everything. Fun fact, my ribs did heal but somewhat crooked and I'm pretty sure one is still floating around. Whoops, oh well.

Bakugou:

Izuku:

Bakugou: Why didn't you go to the fucking hospital!

Izuku: YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE! *proceeds to jump over the podium, roll through the open door way, and leap over a railing to the bottom floor*

Aizawa: I don't get paid enough for this

That was the day class 1-a had the assignment of catching the batshit wild hooligan running around. What they thought was an easy assignment took all of them trying to corner Izuku the class periods of training for the next two weeks(Aizawa knew where his favorite type of spots to hide were, so he'd retrieve him for lunch and other classes)

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Izuku: *eating some volatile concoction of moldy food drowned in random condiments*

Aizawa: You know you can eat something more edible, right?

Izuku: W-what? ???????? But this is edible??

~~~

Kirishima: Oh hey Midoriya, want to help us mess with Bakugou?

Izuku:

Kaminari:

Kirishima:

Izuku: Bold of you to assume I would even say no.

~~~

Stop Light Trio: (Midoriya, Kaminari, Kirishima) *cover Bakugou's furniture in toilet paper, fill his closet with glitter, hide fish in the vents(courtesy of Midoriya)*

[insinirate]

Twinks(from what I gather as one myself), are typically gay men who are about average weight or just kinda skinny and not very hairy. Take an otter, shave them, and that's kinda a twink? They also tend to not look very buff/athletic and instead seem skinny if that makes sense. Bears are your big hairy gay dudes, Twunks? Mix between hunk and twink. Otters are like the bears of the twinks. Hope this helps?

i know what they are!!!! please do not lecture me on the types of gay men when ive been referencing them throughout my entire blog

[pagankingfinn]

Sum More Rat Coon

Just have some misc. info before the shitpost.

Favorite food: Anything with Paprika. Scratch that, Paprika. He loves that shit. He will whole ass sit there and just eat it from the jar.

Favorite Scent: Surprisingly, strawberries. More than once Aizawa catches him sharing his Shampoo and Conditioner with his female classmates when they need some.

Favorite places to hide: Small enclosed spaces that nobody would think of looking in(Need something stashed? Pay him 100 yen and he'll hide it for you.)

Fears: Elevators, losing those close to him, being vulnerable(surprise surprise, some of his fears are the same as mine)

Dislikes: Uniforms, Heros, Villains, Seagulls

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Bakugou: [being an angry bitch]

Izuku: [Throws chair at the boyfie in the middle of class and absolutely decks him]

Iida: [Has another Izuku induced aneurysm]

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Stoplight trio: [Replace Bakugou's gym uniform for one of the sports festival cheerleading uniforms]

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Izuku: [Eating a plastic bottle]

Todoroki: Midoriya, what are you doing?

Izuku: Becoming a sea turtle

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Izuku: [Has a knife]

Bakugou: Deku, no.

Izuku: [Uses it to cut dragon fruit]

Todoroki: Bakugou, false alarm.

Izuku: [Gets soy sauce, paprika, and whatever he can find in the back of the fridge. Uses a spoon to make the dragon fruit into a set of bowls and fill it with his garbage tastes]

Todoroki and Bakugou: Midoriya/Deku NO!

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Aizawa: So, let me get this straight.

Aizawa: You broke into a restaurant

Aizawa: To take all their leftovers off their hands

Aizawa: And still paid

Aizawa: 2000 yen?

Izuku: Yes.

Aizawa: What were they going to give it to you for?

Izuku: 800 yen.

Aizawa:

Izuku:

Aizawa:

Izuku:

Aizawa:

Izuku: I'm just surprised you're not wondering where I got all the yen from and instead the thing you're upset about is the fact that I overpaid for a garbage bag filled with boxed food items.

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Jirou: Kaminari, why is your room filled with garbage bags?

Kaminari: Izuku and I agreed that we belong with our kind

Jirou: Izuku's in here?

Izuku: [pops out of base of garbage bag pile]

Jirou:

Kaminari:

Izuku:

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Kirishima: [Chanting] Shark bait, shark bait, shark bait-

Izuku: [Screams of pain, vague drowning-ish noises] Kirishima I got one!

~~~~~~~~~

Stoplight trio: [Come into the dorms, soaking wet]

Aizawa: What were you three doing? Why are you all soaking?

Stoplight tro: [Open Izuku's backpack to show it filled with various crustaceans]

[pagankingfinn]

Hey ratcoon, what’s your story?

Rat coon gives a sly grin, rocking his body back and forth from his spot on the desk. (Minor warnings after the line, such as gore, violence, and more bullshit involving crabs)

“Well, I left home at a young age after I lost in a fight to my mother’s boyfriend. He wasn’t a bad person, and I’m sure he was joking when he said that if I lost then I’d have to leave, but I ended up losing. So I packed my backpack with some back up clothing, and left home the next day when I went to go to school. After that I just stopped going home, my mother never posted a missing persons, or she did and it just went cold. And because I wasn’t old enough to get a job I resorted to just teaching myself pickpocketing and minor shop lifting. I went to school for awhile, the teachers didn’t care about a quirkless like me, and Katsuki still bullied me. Likely in attempt to get me to go back home, but it ended when he told me to take a swan dive off the roof. Well he never told me that I had to land on the pavement, he just implied that I would have to die but even then you don’t exactly have to die to start a new life, so I jumped into a tree and broke four ribs when I didn’t stick the landing correctly.” He explains, pausing to swallow and take a breath.

“Well then, I decided to try and see if I could get down by jumping into the dumpster, which I did succeed in, but what I didn’t know was that when you’re covered in scrapes and bruises and land on the lid of a dumpster with four broken ribs it hurts a fuck ton. That injury actually is what ended up stalling me enough time to meet All Might while walking home and nearly getting suffocated. Unfortunately, he started saying something about recognizing me, so I booked it. Nothing happened after that, because I never saw him again, but I was out of commission for the next couple of months. That’s around the time I fully lost my sense of taste as I resorted to scavenging through garbage cans.” He leans back as he hums in thought, swinging his legs back and forth as he chooses his next words.

“After that I started teaching myself how to break into places and I became a sneak theif after that. I still have the shoe box full of Katsuki’s things, I like them because they smell like him and they’re small enough that he doesn’t notice their disappearance. It was then that I started doing more risky things and getting in trouble with the police a lot, I ended up running from them on a regular basis. And because I usually did it at night, I ended up running into my dad several times. We played this game of cat and mouse where he would try to catch me, without knowing I was quirkless, he was very confused when his quirk didn’t work on me. It went on, and he nearly caught me the first two times he was close to winning. Only the third time, which was when I was around 14 or 15 after having played our game for a couple years at that point, was when he managed to actually catch me. So then he brought me back to the police, and I was going to get jail time, before he suggested an alternative. I become a hero through a new project that Nedzu had wanted to try. It was become a pet with free reign over where I could go within a large area or resort to dropping the soap for fun. After staying with Nedzu under his watchful eye, just to study my habits and make sure that I didn’t try to escape, also because it was in the summer when school was out that I was caught, he had to watch me until the school year started. So then he had to watch me for a couple more months with the students in the school, and I was finally handed off to Aizawa. I had to wear a uniform as I was then officially a student, but that didn’t mean I followed the dress code.  This prick named Iida Tenya didn’t like the fact that I was displaying my stance on the entire thing with a uniform, I don’t think I like him that much. Just because Stain was right about him doesn’t mean that he should’ve died however. Katsuki is also in the same class as me, so I get to piss him off even more by being the second person from our middle school to go!” He exclaims with enthusiasm.

“Before the Stain fight, I was required to go along to the USJ. No, not Universal Studios Japan. Unforseen Simulation Joint, which I guess the entire thing was pretty cool because I got to stand there and cackle internally about the irony of villains attacking USJ. But they did try to kill the one person who actually was like a parent to me, so was it stupid to kick Shigaraki in the face? Maybe. Did I feel better afterwards? Yes. Then at the sports festival, I kept trying to self sabotage by doing drastic things, but that only ended up scoring enough points for me to move on to the next stage each time. Then I came to fight Todoroki, managed to get him to use his full quirk, then afterwards with half my face bandaged, covered in bandages to match dad, I went around following Endeavor with a fire extinguisher. My mom ended up watching it, and upon finding out that her only son was still alive tried to get me to come back home, we had an argument but ended up bonding over it. Now I go and have meals with her once or twice a week. After was the Stain battle, we fought, and I managed to not die once again. Except a nomu managed to grab me and fly off with me, except I had a knife on me and managed to escape. After I guess Iida had more respect for me and mostly left me alone. Then there was the summer camp thing, I ended up becoming friends with Kota. The muscular fight left me pretty much out of commision for awhile, and I was actually supposed to be the target but they didn’t catch me. They didn’t actually catch anyone. That’s all I really have the energy for, but I now live in the dorms because dad doesn’t want me off campus without supervision. But that doesn’t really stop me from going out and about as long as I have a classmate with me. One time Kirishima, Kaminari, and I went down to the beach and filled my backpack with crabs.”