What sex positions do you think would work best/would they enjoy more in a trio between dazai-chuuya-reader??
ANONNN oh my gosh ahaha well!!! i think they’d enjoy spit-roasting the most (aka where one is in front, fucking your mouth (probably chuuya more often than not), and the other is behind you, fucking your hole (probably dazai more often than not), and you are on your hands and knees in between them)!
they love that they can both see your whole body beneath them, being stuffed full from either end—cunt gorging on dazai’s cock, cute little hole stretched so wide that it’s fluttering; gentle little pulses that have dazai chuckling, such a tender motion contradicted by the way he’s fucking you raw, producing a sweet symphony of squelching and slapping, cock shimmering with your slick; throat choking on chuuya’s, lips straining around his thick shaft, the prettiest jewels of drool collecting in the corners of your mouth, more and more and more until it’s too much, and then they’re rolling down your chin in fat, glistening streams to drip off your jaw, stringy and sticky, or be caught by the pads of chuuya’s thumbs and smeared across your skin.
their pumping hips take turns shoving you back and forth in perfect rhythm, like a pretty, precious, mindless little doll; chuuya’s cock rammed down your throat, dazai’s cock slamming against your cervix <3
such a position also enables them to see each other, too, allowing them to use their eyes and expressions to communicate with one another—those infuriatingly simple yet mysterious looks that say so much with so little—and coordinate accordingly. a quirk of chuuya’s head has dazai’s fingers finding your clit, grinding fast and hard ovals into the swollen lil nub; the raising of dazai’s eyebrows has chuuya tangling slim fingers in the hair at the crown of your head and yanking, so far back that dazai can see your pretty, pained expression, too.
it’s a sort of hellish heaven, being stuck between the two of them, and your body is wrecked and ruined—utterly used—by the end of it, skin a stained canvas of their names, their claims, signed and splattered in blotches of violet and navy across your hips and jaw and ass, but you wouldn’t have it any other way <3
okay but you can't tell me daddy dazai isn't GREAT at aftercare. he can take you apart and put you back together again and he loves to spoil and coddle you too. <3
with you, yes, absolutely 100%!!!! he would be the fucking sweetest and he’d already have multiple potential care plans in place before you even begin the scene, each tailored to a specific outcome—the ways he thinks you’re most likely to react by the time the scene is over, with a few of them branching out into sub-plans based on what turns the scene may take as it develops. each aftercare plan is attuned to what he knows your specific set of needs will be by the end of him fucking you into the prettiest shattered shards of yourself. if the session ends up being purely psychological torture then you can bet your ass he’s got a whole novels-worth of words of affirmation written on the walls of his skull, just waiting to be spoken to you. if the session is more physical in nature then he’s prepared with your favourite nutritious snack + a bottle of water + first aid materials. if it’s any combination of both he’s prepared with whatever percentage of each he believes must be met; various aftercare blends each customized to that particular result.
afterwards, after he’s sure your initial, instinctive and most immediate needs have been throughly dealt with and resolved, it’s whatever you further need—your favourite comfort film, or cozy cuddles beneath fluffy blankets with him and your most cherished stuffy, or tender kisses scattered across your marred skin and mangled limbs, gentle lips so healing, so loving as they skim across your body, each stamp of them against your flesh leaving a soft, small blossom of warmth in its wake; whatever it is, whatever you want, he is more than ready and willing to give it.
i genuinely believe that like, 97% of the time this man is fucking brutal and sincerely, severely sadistic in the bedroom; loves teasing you to the point of tears and then far beyond that, staining his name into your skin through deep indents beneath all 32 of his teeth and splats of broken blood vessels beneath his fingertips, can be downright fucking cruel when he wants to be, when the mood strikes him (and takes genuine delight and pleasure in it all)—and as such, being a god at aftercare is a must, when it concerns you, anyway.
okay okay hear me out i jst wanna be his stupid silly little princess that tries to braid his hair while he’s doing paperwork or smt! putting hairclips and ribbons on him, smooching him until lipstick marks stained all over his bandages! and he’d be so calm abt it too like “Oh? A new hairpin? I haven’t seen you use it before.”
he wouldn’t mind if Chuuya or any of his other subordinates walk in tho 😭 bro invented the idgaf war
omg that’s soooo cute tho????? i love the idea of beast dazai keeping this precious, pretty lil princess around ready to tend to his every wish n whim, to satisfy him in whatever way he requires, to serve him in every way—and that’s your only job, really, just be there for him to use whenever, wherever, and however he needs; and in return, he buys you whatever the fuck you want, lets you do whatever you please, prancing around his big office in the cutest lil outfits and lingerie sets, doodling little drawings on the documents he no longer requires (though they have to be shredded after; sorry, baby, Daddy thinks your drawing is really cute, but this is sensitive information that needs to be destroyed, don’t get whiny with him now), playing with his hair and marking him with lipstick and perfume and the cutest, sweetest lil puckered stamps of gleaming saliva across his neck and jaw (they look like lil flowers, Daddy, don’t you think?) <3
and he’s such a fucking pro at staying completely and entirely unbothered, unaffected, that iron grasp of self control inherent and effortless, his concentration wholly unperturbed by whatever it is you’re currently doing.
even so, his favourite is when you curl up on his toes, arms twined loosely around his calves and head resting on his thigh, little threads of drool dribbling from the corners of your lips to soil his trousers in tiny, sticky puddles, sound asleep until he wants to use you again <3 and if anyone has the guts to dare say something other than a glowing compliment—to him OR to you—well, that’s a bullet in the skull, right between the brows <3
does he also accidentally, unintentionally fall in love with you??? yes, of course, because we are hopeless romantics here on inkykeiji, but this is already v long so i am cutting it off here <333
In the au where Ryu and reader are Dazai's subs (And Ryu hates the absolute guts of reader 🙄) what would happen if Aku is about to get punished for something and reader jumps in, telling Dazai that it's her fault and Aku's just covering for her.
Or, reader herself purposefully gets in trouble to get the attention off of him
ooooh this is a really interesting question!!! dazai is wicked smart and sharper than a tungsten needle, so reader attempting to purposefully cause trouble solely to take dazai’s attention off of aku—and thus disrupt the punishment dazai is very sure he deserves—is only going to make things worse for her + earn her a punishment of her own. dazai knows what she’s doing and he does not appreciate it. punishments are how ryu learns, Daddy has told her a thousand times before.
if aku's about to get punished and reader jumps in to take the blame, the outcome depends on whether or not she’s telling the truth. if she is, then the punishment will rightfully be transferred to her. if she isn’t telling the truth and is only doing this out of some misplaced sense of kindness, then she will also endure a punishment in addition to whatever was in store for aku.
How different do you think the power dynamic would be between a reader, Chuuya and Dazai? Because even though chuuya might openly challenge Dazai i feel like he is still the one in control and that he has chuuya under his thumb. Which is sad because chuuya is such a loyal man and even though i think dazai has a certain fondness over chuuya, he also wouldnt hesitate to discard him if things came to it :(
oh anon this question!!!!!!!!! this question!!!! i have so much to say omg okay let’s dig into it under the cut! <3
honestly, it would basically be bmb HAHAHA like i don’t see chuuya as a sub or even a switch tbh but he very clearly respects dazai even if he doesn’t particularly like him all the time.
ultimately i agree with you on all accounts; dazai is, at his core, an extremely selfish person, and he is more than willing to do what he must to secure the best outcome for himself/what HE wants, irregardless of who he has to hurt or step on to do it. i don’t think that that makes his feelings any less genuine—like you, i think he truly does care for chuuya and has a sincere soft spot for him—i just think it’s more a case of his selfishness outweighs pretty much anything else. like sure, he’s fond of chuuya, but that doesn’t mean he’ll keep him around if he becomes a threat—that fondness isn’t strong enough to counteract his selfishness. if chuuya begins causing problems or threatening whatever it is dazai wants, he’s gone in an instant, personal feelings set aside for whatever dazai’s ultimate goal is.
if you start siding with chuuya too often, he’s gone. if you start to favour chuuya instead of dazai, he’s gone. if you start disobeying and listening to chuuya’s demands and orders over dazai’s, he’s gone. if chuuya starts to push back too hard, and dazai decides it’s too much work to keep him around and keep reigning him in and stomping him down back into some unstable state of ‘submission’, he’s gone.
however, i think chuuya knows dazai really well—perhaps even better than dazai believes he does (although dazai is so fucking perceptive i’m not sure this would even be possible ahaha)—and he’d know which buttons to press and when to keep himself ultimately safe and a part of the relationship, irregardless of the fact that dazai knows just how to get under his skin and chuuya is quick to anger/react. if chuuya really loves you, and he knows his only chance at being in your life and having any part of you at all means he has to share with dazai, means he has to play dazai’s game, then he’ll grit his teeth and fucking do it. for you, and only for you.
i think that as long as chuuya is willing to submit to dazai in some way and allow him to have and own that ‘leader’ or boss title, the relationship works fairly well. i don’t think chuuya necessarily has an issue with authority or being given orders, but i do think he pushes back and challenges things he doesn’t agree with, so that’s where most of their fights or clashes would stem from (aside from the obvious of dazai provoking him simply to get a reaction + entertain himself). it would mostly be concerning matters surrounding you—dazai thinks one thing is best for you, chuuya disagrees and pushes back as hard as he can while still keeping that delicate power balance and enabling himself to stay a part of this relationship. dazai isn’t exactly a tyrant though; not when it comes to chuuya, anyway. he values his opinion and he’ll hear him and his opposing argument out before he makes a final decision. there will be times where chuuya will have to swallow his pride and let dazai do what he wants even if he doesn’t agree with it, and there will be moments where dazai’s impeccable manipulation gets to chuuya and he’s tricked into believing dazai’s in the right and it was him in the wrong all along. ultimately, though, chuuya has enough of a sense of self preservation to know when to back the fuck down.
i think they’d even be able to cooperate at times tbh! and i think they’d both be able to find enjoyment in like, coming up with sexual punishments with you together or coming up with fun surprise outing ideas for you etc <3 because while they both heavily clash in the anime, they also fight like they’re pieces of the same puzzle and can, when they want to, fit perfectly together <3
The idea of chuuya being truly in love with someone and Dazai exploiting that to the fullest fills me with joy. I love love love angst and conflict! Im gonna spend the day daydreaming about it nyehehehe
HEHEHEHE ANON <33333 okay but you can’t tell me that isn’t exactly how it would go; you can’t tell me that isn’t exactly what dazai would do, taking advantage of chuuya’s honest and loyal nature and his pure, potent love for you and wielding it as a fucking weapon against him; against you both, if he must/deems it necessary.
honestly, if it were up to dazai, chuuya would’ve been gone a long time ago—he doesn’t really like to share his favourite things. but you love him, and there’s no way you’d allow dazai to do such a thing, so he compromises, and chuuya stays. at least weaponizing his emotions makes everything a little more fun, keeps things a little more interesting, and affords dazai that rush of power he loves so much.
any thoughts on beastzai?? (he’s basically dazai but 10 times more melancholic, depressed, and hot AND tyrannical)
imagine him using u as his fleshlight</3
OOOOH so i read beast n thought he was so insanely attractive because he is so insanely terrifying, and i’m also just incredibly attracted to the fact that he is the Boss of the mafia <33333 the sheer power and prowess he exudes is unparalleled, and you can feel it radiating off of him in thick waves; you can sense it the moment he enters a room—this dense, heavy, suffocating darkness that commands immediate attention, that devours your attention, that blots out and sucks up all of the light and warmth in the space. it looms over him like some sort of hellish creature completely at his fingertips, his every beck and call and will, instantly ready to spike the moment he demands it to...and that’s just so sexy to me <33
i don’t have any specific thoughts at this moment but i do think he would be so unbelievably sadistic when he fucks <3 like he can’t cum unless you’re bruised and bloodied and entirely broken—body, mind, soul—otherwise it just doesn’t do it for him </3 i think he just needs everything in the EXTREME to feel even the faintest flickers of anything at all—he needs the most vile, vicious murders to feel a shred of satisfaction, he needs the most brutal, ruthless sex to even come close to getting off, etc. <3
Clari omg have you seen how dazai grabs sigma and just starts dancing in the middle of his prison escape?😂😳 Imagine being grabbed like this by him bfnsnan
i’m on my fucking knees for that stupid bandaged man >.< wanna suck him off through those thin prison pants hehe <33 i bet if u get them wet enough they become transparent and see-through <3 so if you slobber all over the material and soak it with your spit it'll mold perfectly to his pretty cock, outlining all the lines n ridges n curves n dips,, his dainty, pulsing, bloated veins,, his oozing slit,,, head swollen and gorging with blood, its rosy flush just barely muted by the translucent ivory fabric, all gauzy n gross n so, so good <33