#anonnnnn

[galaxythreads]

Hi! Konbrax anon who sent you snippets before, here is the full fic: https://archiveofourown.org/works/85202156 Tumblr fucked out on me so if this is the 2nd ask you are getting then i am so sorry!! As always fair warnings about it being ooc and heavily indulgent. Hope you and Chem enjoy :)

*SHAKING ALL OF YOU AWAKE* BRAXKON GUYS BRAXKON!!!!!! Oh it was wonderful wowwowowo.

[aphrodite-gock]

You're sososososo cuteee

nouuuuuuuu im notttttttt >//////////<

[inkykeiji]

How different do you think the power dynamic would be between a reader, Chuuya and Dazai? Because even though chuuya might openly challenge Dazai i feel like he is still the one in control and that he has chuuya under his thumb. Which is sad because chuuya is such a loyal man and even though i think dazai has a certain fondness over chuuya, he also wouldnt hesitate to discard him if things came to it :(

oh anon this question!!!!!!!!! this question!!!! i have so much to say omg okay let’s dig into it under the cut! <3

honestly, it would basically be bmb HAHAHA like i don’t see chuuya as a sub or even a switch tbh but he very clearly respects dazai even if he doesn’t particularly like him all the time.

ultimately i agree with you on all accounts; dazai is, at his core, an extremely selfish person, and he is more than willing to do what he must to secure the best outcome for himself/what HE wants, irregardless of who he has to hurt or step on to do it. i don’t think that that makes his feelings any less genuine—like you, i think he truly does care for chuuya and has a sincere soft spot for him—i just think it’s more a case of his selfishness outweighs pretty much anything else. like sure, he’s fond of chuuya, but that doesn’t mean he’ll keep him around if he becomes a threat—that fondness isn’t strong enough to counteract his selfishness. if chuuya begins causing problems or threatening whatever it is dazai wants, he’s gone in an instant, personal feelings set aside for whatever dazai’s ultimate goal is.

if you start siding with chuuya too often, he’s gone. if you start to favour chuuya instead of dazai, he’s gone. if you start disobeying and listening to chuuya’s demands and orders over dazai’s, he’s gone. if chuuya starts to push back too hard, and dazai decides it’s too much work to keep him around and keep reigning him in and stomping him down back into some unstable state of ‘submission’, he’s gone.

however, i think chuuya knows dazai really well—perhaps even better than dazai believes he does (although dazai is so fucking perceptive i’m not sure this would even be possible ahaha)—and he’d know which buttons to press and when to keep himself ultimately safe and a part of the relationship, irregardless of the fact that dazai knows just how to get under his skin and chuuya is quick to anger/react. if chuuya really loves you, and he knows his only chance at being in your life and having any part of you at all means he has to share with dazai, means he has to play dazai’s game, then he’ll grit his teeth and fucking do it. for you, and only for you.

i think that as long as chuuya is willing to submit to dazai in some way and allow him to have and own that ‘leader’ or boss title, the relationship works fairly well. i don’t think chuuya necessarily has an issue with authority or being given orders, but i do think he pushes back and challenges things he doesn’t agree with, so that’s where most of their fights or clashes would stem from (aside from the obvious of dazai provoking him simply to get a reaction + entertain himself). it would mostly be concerning matters surrounding you—dazai thinks one thing is best for you, chuuya disagrees and pushes back as hard as he can while still keeping that delicate power balance and enabling himself to stay a part of this relationship. dazai isn’t exactly a tyrant though; not when it comes to chuuya, anyway. he values his opinion and he’ll hear him and his opposing argument out before he makes a final decision. there will be times where chuuya will have to swallow his pride and let dazai do what he wants even if he doesn’t agree with it, and there will be moments where dazai’s impeccable manipulation gets to chuuya and he’s tricked into believing dazai’s in the right and it was him in the wrong all along. ultimately, though, chuuya has enough of a sense of self preservation to know when to back the fuck down.

i think they’d even be able to cooperate at times tbh! and i think they’d both be able to find enjoyment in like, coming up with sexual punishments with you together or coming up with fun surprise outing ideas for you etc <3 because while they both heavily clash in the anime, they also fight like they’re pieces of the same puzzle and can, when they want to, fit perfectly together <3

[evildilf2]

just wanted you to know, and I mean this as a compliment, that your blog makes my gender dysphoria flare up

You can just say I’m masc it’s ok

[maehemthemisfit]

Bro this would so happen. So like ur bussin it down some food like 🤩🥳 then like it's just swiped and gone. Can't take out food in front of the Toman founders. They vultures. Mainly mikey for real.

Nah because ni you have to start getting crafty with it and hide your shit. I swear I'll be having secret stashes everywhere, don't even question why I'm pulling out chips from some random baby carrier. MIND YO BUSINESS

but nah Mikey a menace fr with that "don't you mean our food?" mentality 😭

[neil-jortsen]

Please, give me jean content.

And I hope you're taking care of yourself. Eat vegetables and fruits. Are you drinking enough water?

jean moreau the love of my life, ask and you shall receive (˘◡˘๑＊)

and i’m on a strict andrew approved diet, no worries there<3 i hope you have a great day!!

[strandedcrow]

do you think dream likes toes?

yknow i think i prefer the omega discourse

[madsdefencesquad]

who would you pick to be your parents: kevin and madison, randall and beth, jack and rebecca or toby and kate?

DEFINITELY Kevin and Madison. I mean, noah fence to R&B and J&R (but full offence to Toby and Kate jksssss), but Kevin and Madison as my parentals??!!

I'm gonna be such a spoiled brat lol but for real, I'd love to have them as parents because

Money

Lots of it

An adoring mama and dada

Money

But for real, I don't even care about being rich, I just care about the fact that we're going to have THEE BEST family trips 5evah

Like I'm talking cross-country roadtrips

Cross-continent adventures

Visit Japan like every year coz mama's obsessed and I'm obsessed and we'll be obsessed together

Dad's an actor so I get to meet Zac Efron and/or Chris Evans and froth over them till dad grounds me

Watch the trashiest reality TV show with mama bear all night errnight

Downside though is they'll probably absolutely smother me with their love

(HOW IS THAT A DOWNSIDE!)

They're going to be so dorky but you know what it's aight, they can be dorks, their kid's gonna be the cooler one because someone has to be for this family

Vintage dresses (!!!!!) bish you know mumma bear's gonna hand them down to me ughhh

I can finally own my own horse

:((((

I'm all for the Pearson speeches ngl

I won't even cringe when the parents are all over each other

Like imma TikTok that shi

Make them go viral as that hot actor dude obsessed with his wife

People keep asking dad if he's single

And I just keep posting TikToks of him all over mum

Money