@big-crime-official : My boyfriend is too tall for me to kiss him on the lips. What should I do?
@ribineran : Punch him in the stomach. Then, when he doubles over in pain, kiss him.
@4oh3dotzip : Tackle him.
@thesmpisonfire : Dump him.
@violet-sandwich : Kick him in the shin.
(From the phone in tubtoe’s hand)
@oakskull : NO TO ALL OF THOSE. JUST ASK ME TO LEAN DOWN.















