#innocent fic

[therealrjlupin]

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Hi anon! There's no pairing, I'll default to Wolfstar. I just pulled this out of my arse, so hopefully it's at least good enough to give you a smile.

11. “Bend over”

"Hey, Pads, could you grab that for me, please?" Remus asked. He was just coming to the end of a painting, his first on a proper canvas, and was focussed on getting it just right. He had just dropped the small sponge he was using to add a certain texture, and since Sirius was standing (annoyingly) right next to him, he thought his boyfriend would be helpful. He was wrong.

"Can't you get it? I don't want to miss what you're doing," Sirius replied, tilting his head and trying to pout.

Remus sighed. "I won't be doing anything if I have to bend over and pick it up, and I'm holding too much stuff. Besides, you're closer to the floor."

Sirius huffed about the dig at his height, but bent his knees to retrieve the sponge, not taking his eyes off Remus. He was trying to be alluring, however the fact he wasn't looking at the ground meant that it took him three tries to actually grasp the item from the floor.

He stood back up and, bypassing Remus's hand, bopped him on the nose with it, leaving Remus looking like Rudolph the red-nosed Reindeer.

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Jungwon frowned but didn’t move away from Jake’s lap, where the beta was soothing him.  “What do you mean by that?  How does one look like an omega?  Do I look like an omega?”

“No, you are too young,” Heeseung explained as he posed in front of the mirror.  “But I am older, so I was wondering if I looked like someone that might have lumps in the future?”

Jake and Jungwon both looked confused. Jake kept petting Jungwon but asked, “What are lumps?”

Heeseung winced because he had said too much.  He wasn’t supposed to know about lumps either, but Sungjong had been very vocal about his displeasure when their papa had told him about them.  Heeseung couldn’t help but listen…eavesdrop on the conversation.  “They are what grown omegas get.”

A curious Jungwon now sat up.  “Lumps?  Where?  I have never seen your papa with lumps?”

“You wouldn’t have. Omegas only have them when they have babies,” Heeseung explained as he reached up with both hands and placed them over his own flat breasts.  “I am Papa’s youngest child, and I am older than you.  Omegas get lumps right here.  It’s how they feed their babies.”

Jungwon’s mouth fell open, horrified at the thought as he clutched his chest.

“I don’t think we should be talking about this,” Jake hissed while shuddering at the mere thought of Jungwon with lumps.  “We will get in trouble!  We can’t talk about babies.  You know that!”

Heeseung shrugged.  “We won’t get in trouble if we don’t tell anyone.  Jungwon should know.  I mean, he is an omega.”

“But shouldn’t your papa tell him?”  Jake questioned in a squeaky voice and then added abruptly, “I thought babies drank Satty juice!”

“From what I heard,” Heeseung explained, failing to mention that he had eavesdropped on the entire conversation.  “They do after they are a few months old, but at first they drink from the omega like baby cows drink from their mum cow.”

“I don’t want lumps!”  Jungwon cried out, horrified by the thought.  “I hate being an omega!  Why do I have to have lumps?  That is so gross!”

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