#insert eye roll

[pre-crime]

I hate to have to state the obvious, but people know hating/'getting rid of ' Jews won't fix the world somehow - right? Believe me, that one's certainly been tried and tested

[cunning-conjurer]

I guess relating to a diagnosis means you have that disorder. Because that's how healthcare and receiving a diagnosis works.

[satan-the-avatar-of-wrath]

#letstiesatanupintheatticandletmuntakeover

#themoreyouantagonizemethemoreimakemunsuffer

#sotryifyoumustsorrymunblametheanons

[super-hero-confessions]

[floristproblems]

Just happened:

*lady walks into the shop and looks around for a second*

Her: Do you have red roses?

Me: *points them out* yup right in that cooler.

How many were you looking for?

Her: I’m not sure, can I pick my own?

Me: To avoid broken merchandise (including flowers) we usually don’t let customers pick their own flowers

Her: Oh well some flower shops actually let me pick my own

Me: I totally get that, but it’s just something my boss is big on.

In my head: THEN FUCKING GO TO THOSE OTHER FLOWER SHOPS IF YOU WANT TO PICK YOUR OWN SHIT I’M NOT GETTING IN TROUBLE OVER YOUR HIGH MAINTENANCE ASS I DO THIS FOR A LIVING SO STFU AND TRUST ME TO PICK OUT BASIC ASS UGLY RED ROSES!

[itwilltoteshappen]

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[bodybebangin]

shout out to all the fans who are actually mature and can support and respect portia without being salty bitches because they somehow think rami will date them

[xxiamtiebrousxx]

Is jjba x reader a thing? Because it's starting to become a hyper fixation like TF2....