Florist Problems

The flowers are the best part of the job... tags #floristproblems

[floristproblems]

Just happened:

*lady walks into the shop and looks around for a second*

Her: Do you have red roses?

Me: *points them out* yup right in that cooler.

How many were you looking for?

Her: I’m not sure, can I pick my own?

Me: To avoid broken merchandise (including flowers) we usually don’t let customers pick their own flowers

Her: Oh well some flower shops actually let me pick my own

Me: I totally get that, but it’s just something my boss is big on.

In my head: THEN FUCKING GO TO THOSE OTHER FLOWER SHOPS IF YOU WANT TO PICK YOUR OWN SHIT I’M NOT GETTING IN TROUBLE OVER YOUR HIGH MAINTENANCE ASS I DO THIS FOR A LIVING SO STFU AND TRUST ME TO PICK OUT BASIC ASS UGLY RED ROSES!

[thefuckedupflorist]

Florist problems: When your condoms and your plant food are in the same spot.

[floristproblems]

Teleflora: $25 dollars including delivery fee to deliver a huge arrangement to the other side of the state

Us: We need at least 20 more dollars to fill this order.

Teleflora: okay please cancel the order

Teleflora: *sends same order again thinking we won’t notice*

[floristproblems]

Customer: Can I cancel my order?

My Boss: It’s already made and on its way to the recipient. You ordered it several weeks ago. Your card has been charged since you ordered it.

Customer: I said I’d like to cancel it. I don’t need the arrangement.

My Boss: Well what would you like me to do with it?