#insert jaws theme here

[tofumilanesa]

corporate needs you to etc etc

[yoshipea762]

Mecha Shark Maid

So, ZZZ has a shark girl. I figured a robot version wouldn't hurt.

I may have used a sentry girl as reference...

[accecakes]

I would write this post in sorbet's naive tongue, however my sharkanese is a bit shabby U_U

Anywhoo~ say hello to shark boy without a lava girl!!

[tofumilanesa]

really funny tbh that they put mack "my vote counts as five or six people" c with ekky "my vote counts as 10,000 people" mcekky. line construction that's really giving um we bought our weirdly well adjusted cheetah.... a second cheetah.... because whenever we give them a golden retriever they eat it and rearrange the bones to spell out "DOESNT HAVE THE JUICE :("

[tofumilanesa]

that mario interview from the other day is stressing me YOUT..... like please help us help you king...

[tofumilanesa]

every time the camera pans to jackt and he’s just like 🧍‍♂️ i start crying laughing again

[tofumilanesa]

was napping, friend woke me up to see the trades and promptly fainted. what the hell do you mean were trading tristen my heart hurts so bad i can't do this

noooooo what a way to find out!! hope you're okay 😭 i feel so tragic over both of them.... today has been truly a tragedy for the vibes

[tofumilanesa]

when mario said he really liked the “inflatablesss” part of the song the most did he actually mean that he just liked mack laughing at him or. like. or no