WELL what a trAUMAtizing night. very long rambling story semi-short, I have a 1000% legit phobia of bugs I'm in therapy about it and I moved into the most bug infested house ever and a gigantic lubber grasshopper got inside tonight (good luck my ass get the fuck out of my house) and my mom LET MY CAT OUT trying to get it out who just got settled a day agO holYS HIT I have never. felt. so hopeless in my entire life chasing that black cat around in the dark in a completely foreign neighbordhood through people's yards in tears yelling at cars going way too fast it was fucking horrible and then this grasshopper would not die from bug spray or anything and I hate bugs so much I am in my room in the dark he is the size of my fucking hand like please please please can I just live a quiet life alone noooo no no once something good seems to happen in the day it just goes wHABAM and something stressful gets put in my face wah wah wah complain complain the end but we got him back inside and I can hear the grasshopper chirping sniDELY in my living room. fucker.
