#instafeed au

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"I got married to a Masshole!"✨✨ "...I got married to a Mainiac..." 🙈

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...not only I found Ulysses S. Grant's favorite knitting pattern, I even found Grant's favorite knitting pattern designer.

(not that he'd knit them himself, though he'd definitely BEG Julia to knit some of the items for him 😅😂😂🤣🤣🙈)

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Lobster Quibbles 🦞

...no matter your particular preferences on how to cook lobsters (and the quibbles that ensue from them 🙈), once someone says any other type of crustacean is better than lobsters you gotta unite and tell them that Lobster Is THE BEST 😤🌊🦞

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Sherman could absolutely get a new actually(!)🤣 Georgian friend, as a birthday present treat 😏😉

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The Fantastic Union General Officers' Christmas Eve Shenanigans 🎄— part II

(read part I here)

Grant: ...I know! Let's go to Thomas' place, he must be having a *normal* one!

Thomas:

😅😅😂🤣🤣🙈

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The Fantastic Union General Officers' Christmas Eve Shenanigans 🎄— part I

(click here for part II) ...where do you think Grant is going to? 😏😉

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The Chamberlains' tropical beachy holiday 😎✨🌊

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Some *ppl*: bLaH BlAH bLaH JOsHiE aNd FaNnIe nEVeR lOvED EaCH OtHEr

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Joshie and Fanny:

"Hey girl, why are you so sexy 😍, what's the secret...😏"

("SMH why is he even cheesier than before we got married fjgjglsk 🙈🙈")

*she fell for it anyway 😅🤣🙈*

*raise your hand if your love life's as bleak as Tom's here 🙃😭💀*