#instagram hoe

[bananasliketoparty]

Getting ready for my semester in LA or starting my new life as an Instagram hoe? You decide.

[comfortableskin]

I would probably a successful blogger if I just wouldn’t post something immediately when I feel like it. But here I am posting totally unrelated things in one hour and then nothing for six days.

[the-expose-on-girls]

Dear men,

Warning Signs a Woman is Dangerous and Should be Avoided

I see way too many men fall victim to awful women who just want to use them for their money, a good time, a man servant, or just that coveted social media relationship status. Men, PLEASE, for your own sake, read this list so you can protect yourselves.

She is cold/stuck-up/dismissive towards everyone but people who serve a purpose to her. She tries to make the very few "special" ones (male or female) feel honored that they are in her good graces. It's usually pretty obvious when poor saps are getting sucked into the trap. On the rare occasion her stone cold expression breaks into a smile at some hapless victim, you can see them slip into a pitiful trance for a second. Go for the girl who is nice to everyone but the people who actually give her a reason not to be, RATHER than the girl who is nasty to everyone but the people that serve her in some way.

She posts thirst trap type photos for the sole purpose of basking in the attention of as many men as possible. You'll only ever be a face in the crowd to her, a poor stray cat stuck in the revolving door.

She doesn't even return half the effort that others invest in her. Friends shower her in birthday wishes (that usual don't get a response), but she never does the same for them. Friends invite her to go do fun things, but she never invites them out. She has WAY more followers on social media than people she follows (and the list of people she follows will be more impersonal type connections than people she's close to). Basically, her relationships/friendships are a one-way, idol worship situation.

She puts way too much stock in material possessions, from clothes to electronics, to the point where she measures others' "worthiness" of her time/attention on their own possessions. She may not come out and say she doesn't prefer a particular girl's company just because she doesn't care for her fashion choices, but the messages are clear if you read between the lines.

Romantic relationships usually have the man acting the part of a butler. She has him delivering her favorite espresso to her workplace, she borrows his car while hers is in the shop, he's probably her own personal photographer, the list goes on. Look closely at her past relationships for any evidence of this "user" behavior before you even get within 10 feet of her.

She's more than happy to stay close with other guys while in a relationship. No, I'm not saying the girls who have a best guy friend of 5+ years while dating another guy are hoes. I'm referring to the girls whose friends/followers lists and ESPECIALLY chat history are 90% male, WHILE she is officially in a relationship. Ironically, she will probably be super upset if she sees even one girl in his chat history. Take a look at her chats for a complete list of her "backup" men.

She puts in a ton of effort to maintain a sparkling image on social media. Her pages and profiles are ALWAYS scrubbed sparkling clean of any past event that could be embarrassing/damaging/revealing. I can understand changing a profile picture to just one's self after a breakup. However, it gets extreme when she has to delete even a massive group picture containing just one tiny face in the crowd that she no longer wants the world to know about. Or a photo with a certain person's name in the "likes" or a photo from an event she wants to pretend she never attended. The possibilities are endless but the point is that she's constantly trying to cover up drama that she's most likely responsible for.

She's got a looooooong list of ex's and, the way she tells it, the breakups were ALWAYS because of something her ex's did. HUGE red flag right here. Probably an indication she is toxic and incapable of seeing/admitting her own faults. RUN.

[the-expose-on-girls]

Keyword: "trap", suggests catching a victim at unawares and catching them by some means of trickery, implying seizing by some device that holds the one caught at the mercy of the captor.

Like a rabbit in a snare.

[the-expose-on-girls]

[the-expose-on-girls]

Guys: "I want a real girl."

"I want a girl who will play video games with me."

"I want a girl who doesn't wear a ton of makeup."

Also guys: *constantly chase shallow social media hoes*

[the-expose-on-girls]

Girls with fake nails so long that they almost deserve a handicapped status, because they sure can't open their car door, dial 911, or tie their own shoes.

[the-expose-on-girls]

The Exposé Dictionary

Words like “bitch”, “slut”, and “hoe” are the most common insults used on women. They are also more degrading than they are an accurate description of personality or behavior.

Below is a little list of far more specific words that call out negative traits and behavior rather than vaguely and ineffectively insulting wicked girls, like the terms above.

Prima Donna

“A female who thinks she is the most high, and disregards everyone else. Always right.”

Cookie cutter

“The term cookie cutter is used to describe anything that is mass produced quickly and of low quality.”

“Marked by sameness and a lack of originality; mass-produced. Often used to describe suburban housing developments where all of the houses are based on the same blueprints and are differentiated only by their color. Predictable, recycled, not unique.”

Homewrecker

“A female whose goal in life is pursuing men in relationships, with the purpose of making them leave their significant other. These females usually have low self esteem and no morals. These whores usually never received any love from their own mother so they seek revenge on other females by stealing their man.”

Hussy

"A girl that knows what she wants and how to get it" [the "what" being the attention (from casual likes on social media to sex) of men (both taken and single)]

A female hustler, whose "hustle" is men. And boy does she hustle like the rent is due. She never rests, even when she's got a stable boyfriend.

Fake

"Fake is a word to describe people who aren't themselves in order to gain friends and end up being more popular. They seem very nice to everyone, yet trash-talks them behind their back in order to get attention from people and make "friends" just to improve their social-status."

"A person, the vast majority of the time a female, who acts too nice to be real in order to lure in pathetic dopes and use/betray them, frequently crushing the victim's soul in the process. Symptoms of fakeness include wearing a huge, phony, Botox-looking smile the entire time, saying "Hiiiiii! How are you!" a lot, using an overly sweet tone of voice that's so dripping with sap it makes you want to vomit, and just generally being overly perky all the time. A fake chooses her victims very carefully, usually very naive individuals, waits until the victim has divulged their deepest, darkest secrets, then spreads them all over the school and makes sure the victim is absolutely miserable. AVOID AT ALL COSTS."

"A person that has no feelings. someone who if you tell them you love them it means nothing to them. also they are the most neglecting people on earth. A fake person would mimic emotion even at your death bed."

Snake

“A snake is someone who you think is sincere and really nice, but then turns out to be a backstabber. Someone who acts like your best friend, but who is actually the opposite. We all know somebody who is a doubletalker, a gossip and a generally untrustworthy person. They are cruel to their enemies and even meaner to their friends---only with friends the mean streak only comes out when their backs are turned. This type of friend is all sweetness and sugar to people’s faces but act ugly and spiteful behind their backs. We call people like this ‘backstabbers’ because they sneak around portraying themselves as something they are not: a friend.”

Two-faced

"a friend who's the sweetest person when alone with you but a bitch who doesn't acknowledge you when with other friends. she makes you indirectly look bad so she can seem better. a hypocrite, a backstabber, a fake. she is possessive of her own friends (even the ones that YOU’RE friends with too!) and makes herself seem like the victim when it's really you. (WTF?!) SHE MAKES YOU LOOK BAD IN FRONT OF YOUR FRIENDS"

Fench

"A girl who flirts with EVERY single guy to the max. Is fake around guys, is suddenly a whole different person. Is a bitch and only real girls see it, and every guy sees her as an angel. Suddenly her friends become non-existent when a boy walks in the room (she basically runs away from all of her friends to go flirt with a ton of guys). Will give you dirty looks if you try to talk to the guy she’s flirting with."

Soulless

"Cold, hard, cruel; lacking sensitivity or the capacity for deep feeling.”

"Someone who lacks a soul. Feels nothing. Dead on the inside. Usually synonymous with the word sociopath or heartless. Soul-less lack empathy and would kill a unicorn with a smile on their face if it put them one step ahead of anyone else. Automatic doors will not open for the soul-less, which usually leads to a good laugh for everyone else around. There's just one rule if you ever encounter the lowest of low, do not feed it! And it will eventually fly back to whichever level of hell from which its soul-less self came."

Usurper

“A woman who is good at stealing men already spoken for. A woman who may or may not be in the process of luring a man into an affair.”

Vapid

"A shallow pretentious woman that is full of herself. A materialistic individual that isn't very deep."

"Devoid of qualities that make for spirit and character."

"Lack of any significant or convincing quality."

Bimbo

Vintage Bitch

"An attractive but unintelligent or frivolous young woman."

Wrecking ball

A woman who leaves social and emotional damage in her wake, usually after entering into a new social group and causing drama where there was once peace and cohesion.

"They think they're "classy", "cultured", above everyone else, either because they dress like 1950s upper class or they're naturally narcissists. Many have social media pages where they display their vintage outfits and belongings under the guise of "enjoying old things", but really they're just basking in the attention as much as any Instagram bikini model. They prefer to smirk or frown "seductively" for pictures, thinking it looks sultry. Actually, it's just their bitchy attitude showing through. Likes to be part of cliques and office gossip. Will take any chance they get to brag about their music taste, custom made clothes, or the Jane Austen book they just read. Just to be clear: liking vintage things does not make a girl a vintage bitch. Liking old stuff is cool, actually. It's using vintage interests as a reason to be a bitch to everyone that makes her a vintage bitch."

Bougie

"People pretending to (or think they are) high class and but they're really not (or don't realize they aren't.)"

The type of girls who brag about going wine tasting but still live with their parents.

Influencer wannabe

Someone with very few followers who acts like they have tens of thousands of fans to keep updated on the most trivial details of their life. Unhealthy obsession with their own face. Possesses a "let me grace you with my presence" attitude. All the while, they just don't have that "it" factor that makes them genuinely entertaining for people on the net.

Thirst trap

"A sexy photograph or flirty message posted on social media for the intent of causing others to publicly profess their attraction. This is done not to actually respond or satisfy any of this attraction, but to feed the posters ego or need for attention, at the expense of the time, reputation and sexual frustration of those who view the image or reply."

"The act of looking very attractive to the opposing gender to lead them on to rejection"

Poser

"A person who attempts to blend into a specific social group."

"To pretend, to be somebody you're not, to be part of a culture or genre just to fit in."

Snob

"A person who genuinely considers themselves higher in society than others."

Uppity

"Arrogant, conceited, snobbish."

"The kind of woman who only cares about herself and tries to punish other people when she is excluded from an event because no one wants her around. She is constantly yapping about how great she is and complaining about actual cool people."

"An arrogant snob with a god complex."

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Other terms:

Envy

Wishing you had your own of what someone else has. (Example: "She has the cutest little VW Bug. I wish I had one!")

Jealousy

A mixture of anger and frustration because someone else has something/someone that should be yours. (Example: "I can't believe she got that promotion! It should have been me!")

Sour grapes

An attitude of disgust toward something/someone you want but can't have OR once had, then lost. (Example: "Pft, she can have him! He's ugly anyways. I only got with him for his money and a good time.")

Territorial

A fierce desire to protect something/someone you have or care about from being damaged or taken by someone else. (Example: "She had the nerve to ask for my boyfriend's number right in front of me! So I told her to take a hike.")

Princess Syndrome

A woman afflicted with Princess Syndrome views herself as a princess, or above others, and tends to be narcissistic, demanding, materialistic, and arrogant.

Philautía

"To love oneself or 'regard for one's own happiness or advantage' has been conceptualized both as a basic human necessity and as a moral flaw, akin to vanity and selfishness, synonymous with amour-propre or egotism." -Wikipedia

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Once again, I want to clarify that the intent of this blog is not to encourage conflict between women but to call it out, expose it, and put an end to it. This post is not meant to encourage mindless name-calling and “competition” between women but hey, when a woman is doing something wrong, you NEED to label her actions for what they are. If she’s going around lying about people and trying to steal guys, no amount of “sisterhood” speeches and “girl power” bumper stickers are going to shine light on her horrid actions and get her to stop. Tip-toeing around these issues only allows these women to continue to hurt people with their negative behavior.

(All definitions copied from Urban Dictionary.)