#instantmessengershenanigans

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Sooo Setzer has a Celes radar

 ❉ General No-Fun: BUT SHE'S DYING HER HAIR BLUE  ❉ General No-Fun: HOW WILL HE KNOW I8 BlackjackFalcon: =I BlackjackFalcon: are you BlackjackFalcon: suggesting BlackjackFalcon: that he couldn't BlackjackFalcon: pick celes out of a crowd BlackjackFalcon: he will like fuckin BlackjackFalcon: walk into this crowded pub BlackjackFalcon: filled with dudes and half-naked women BlackjackFalcon: and beer smells BlackjackFalcon: and be like BlackjackFalcon: *sniffs the air* BlackjackFalcon: Celes is here.  ❉ General No-Fun: |8

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There's a new spokesperson for luxurious locks

❉ General No-Fun: -still confused-

❉ General No-Fun: -does not get this fascination with her hair-

❉ General No-Fun: -at all-

❉ General No-Fun: setzer's hair she'd understand because of the color

BlackjackFalcon: and because it is PERFECT

BlackjackFalcon: MOST PERFECT HAIR

BlackjackFalcon: GORGEOUSLY LAYERED

BlackjackFalcon: TOTALLY WINDSWEPT

BlackjackFalcon: SUPER FABULOUS

❉ General No-Fun: AND SHINY

BlackjackFalcon: OH SO SHINY

BlackjackFalcon: SHINY LIKE THE DYING STARS OF A THOUSAND WORLDS

❉ General No-Fun: ~JIDORREAL

BlackjackFalcon: XDDDDDDDDDDD

❉ General No-Fun: BECAUSE HE'S WORTH IT B)

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❉ General No-Fun: OOOOO

❉ General No-Fun: SHADOW IS CHATTY TOO

❉ General No-Fun: Conclusion: Love makes stoics chatty?

❉ General No-Fun: |:

✧ Spoopy Scary Shinigami: MAYBE??

❉ General No-Fun: It's the only thing i can think of kasjdhas

✧ Spoopy Scary Shinigami: IT MAKES SENSE

✧ Spoopy Scary Shinigami: caring abot someone dOES THE THING

❉ General No-Fun: IS IT LIKE

❉ General No-Fun: BLOOMING LIKE A FLOWER?

❉ General No-Fun: -RANDOM COMPARISON-

❉ General No-Fun: BUDS PEEK OUT AND SAY HI IS IT OK IF I COME OUT NOW?

✧ Spoopy Scary Shinigami: YES

✧ Spoopy Scary Shinigami: OMG

✧ Spoopy Scary Shinigami: LITERALLY

✧ Spoopy Scary Shinigami: AHEUHEUHE

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This is How the Emotional Constipation Suit Operates

BlackjackFalcon:basically

BlackjackFalcon:the underlying conversation in the rose thing is pretty much

BlackjackFalcon:I LOVE YOU SO MUCH BUT I'M NOT EVEN SURE HOW I LOVE YOU LIKE AS A FRIEND OR A FIGHTER BUT I FIND YOU ATTRACTIVE BUT I KNOW THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE AND WE'RE NOT GONNA HAPPEN SO NO PRESSURE I JUST WANT YOU TO KNOW HOW SPECIAL YOU ARE TO ME BECAUSE YOU'RE AN ABSOLUTELY AMAZING WOMAN

BlackjackFalcon:and Celes is like YES I CAN APPRECIATE ALL THESE CONFLICTED FEELINGS YOU HAVE AND I LIKE YOU AS A FRIEND AND I UNDERSTAND THAT YOU'RE WORKING ON NOT BEING A FUCKING CREEPSTER WHEN WE'RE TOGETHER

BlackjackFalcon:but it comes out

BlackjackFalcon:*shrug* and "thank you"

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ooc; So there's a new picture of Balthier for Tactics S and -

Faris: look at that fucking waist

Faris: FUCKER

❉ General No-Fun: I know XD

Faris: IM A PRETTY PRINCESS WHO NIPS AND TUCKS

❉ General No-Fun: ASDFALKJDHAKDJSFHADJSKFHA

❉ General No-Fun: //wheezes

Faris: ITS LIKE HES WEARING A FUCKING CORSET

❉ General No-Fun: omg it is

❉ General No-Fun: //wheezes more

Faris: AND HIS EXPRESSION

Faris: AM I DANDY IN MY MAN CORSET

Faris: YES I FUCKING AM

Faris: MORE HANDSOME THAN YOU BITCH

Faris: EAT IT MARIA

Faris: MY WAIST IS ONLY TEN FUCKING INCHES

Faris: DO YOU WANT THIS

Faris: BETTER KNOW HOW TO UNDO TIGHT LACING

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ooc; Don't hit on Relm. She has bffs in high places. Very high places. B)

❉ General No-Fun: If they ever got their magic back all of the boys would be afraid of freezer burn

❉ General No-Fun: Celes would make sure of it |:

Gau: and that fear would be well known

Gau: "Don't hit on her man or Celes will freeze your ass."

❉ General No-Fun: XD

❉ General No-Fun: YES

Gau: "Who the hell is Celes?"

Gau: "You don't want to know."

❉ General No-Fun: "She's the Commander of Figaro's Armed Forces, didn't you see the flyer? King Edgar and King Sabin appointed her the other month."

Gau: "...well shit."

❉ General No-Fun: "I also heard King Sabin can still flip trains." |:

❉ General No-Fun: "I heard Relm's friends with them both" |:

Gau: "Right... Right..."

❉ General No-Fun: "And King Sabin's trained Gau"

Gau: "Kid can't lift a train but that doesn't mean he can't kick your ass."

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ooc; This is a traditional greeting between Celes and Kefka

General Fancy Asshole: so sooooore

General Fancy Asshole: takes misery out on boobs.

❉ General No-Fun: FLARES GENERAL FANCY ASSHOLE

General Fancy Asshole: RUDE

❉ General No-Fun: R00D

General Fancy Asshole: missed you too boobs.

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History likes to try and repeat itself. But we win B)

❉ General No-Fun: dude Keffers

❉ General No-Fun: they got together

❉ General No-Fun: because Cid

❉ General No-Fun: and the Emperor

❉ General No-Fun: thought they'd make a good baby

❉ General No-Fun: so

General Fancy Asshole: LOL, I'm aware of that. I'm just fucking with you.

❉ General No-Fun: XDDD

❉ General No-Fun: I know haha

General Fancy Asshole: HEY BOOBS THAT'S ALSO

General Fancy Asshole: WHY WE ALMOST GOT TOGETHER

General Fancy Asshole: DID YOU NOTICE THAT

General Fancy Asshole: >.>

❉ General No-Fun: .....

❉ General No-Fun: O_O

General Fancy Asshole: because gestahl said

General Fancy Asshole: ah yes

General Fancy Asshole: look at these sexy blondes.

General Fancy Asshole: i'll bet they'd have gorgeous magical babies.

❉ General No-Fun: O_O

General Fancy Asshole: >)

General Fancy Asshole: and then we said

General Fancy Asshole: ...FUCK NO.

General Fancy Asshole: >)