#instcoffee

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This was a complete accident. I forgot the fathers last name was Markle until I saw the child's name.

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Grace Anne, how’d you get that job with your stats?

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Society: “Treat people the way you want to be treated and good things will happen in return.”

Me: *Gives a mime money instead of arguing or assaulting them*

Society: *Throws a microwave through the window of my brand new car*

Society is cruel.

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When you’re pushing the “baby” and and “ok” button too fast, you may end up with an accidental abortion.

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What a ride! Also the first time I got gender dysphoria on random.

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This was a while back and I can’t remember when she started adopting or if any of the kids were biological.

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What a waste of a life.

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Jokes on the burglars, I got promoted with a pay raise & won the lottery!