“I know this place is like, ideal for orphans,” she says, to no one in particular, as she stares up at the ceiling. She’s tossing a tennis ball and catching as she lays in the middle of the common room floor. “Like, your parents hate you? Welcome to Xavier’s. They dead? Welcome to Xavier’s. You’re twenty-something and got no place to live? Welcome to Xavier’s.” The ball hits her on the face and she screeches before turning onto her stomach to roll it around instead. “Anyway, like I was saying, this place is for orphans and there aren’t a lot of rules, which is great you know? There’s the no killing people, unless you’re Logan or Laura. Or Pietro. Or Star. There’s no destroying the place, unless you’re a Summers brother.”
She lists these all off with her free hand, starting over again when she runs out of fingers for points. “And there’s especially no boinking the Prof’s daughter...unless you’re a Summers brother.” She squints, “Favoritism here is real. Anyway.” She sits up and tosses the ball to whoever is listening. “This place is for orphans, right? So why is it so goddamn boring during the holidays?”