#insufferable man

[somanyofthekids]

I swear to god I will drive us both into the ocean Geoff. Right off the pier, hand in unlovable hand.

[sellenite]

Toji agrees to be the Santa at the neighborhood Christmas party but he just ends up getting drunk and hitting on the single moms…. or at least the moms he think should be single

[zombieweek-g]

God

[arcadia-city-stories-if]

Gonna need a stepladder to give my mans Murphey a smooch. Damn him for being over a foot and a half taller than me! What did he eat as a child, freaking NutriGrow? My MC loves him but WILL be forever salty about how tall he is. He better be giving out free shoulder rides whenever they're at an event or something and it's too crowded to see.

He'll make you a deal - if your MC can get up there, he'll let them stay.

[iamalivenow]

“oh elias is the worst” “oh peter is the worst” no you fools just because they’re mean to your favs doesn’t make them the worst

leitner. leitner is always and forever the very worst character in tma objectively

[deathlonging]

i think everyone in that hospital shld come together and murder robby orient express style :)

[m-carrick]

i'm really enjoying this medvedev downfall

[pheadrus]

also omg my ex’s best friend unfollowed me on lb but my ex hasn’t and we’re trying to be on good terms? BUT I actively dislike his best friend and now we’ve broken up I feel like he might have just told him ahdjagdjak god I said some real mean things about that guy lol oops