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She/they Tiffany from Matchington Mansion is a lesbian. somany.bsky.social

[no-known-cure]

[okaysuredotbiz]

details

[future-crab]

The key to writing good fanfiction is to harbor a deeply humiliating desire, and the trick there is that even pretty basic and societally-accepted desires like “being held” and “being wanted” CAN and WILL be humiliating if they’re intense enough. Become so estranged from human connection that the idea of someone playing with your hair fills you with yearning so deep you feel like you’re going to throw up and you will write some banger fanfiction. It might have some other consequences too but idrk about that.

[xtcstuff69]

[doncalmecito]

Joanne Greenbaum, 2015

[a-silly-poll-side-blog-yay]

the last food you ate is your nickname now how is it going

good

bad

great

awful

results

Remaining time: 1 day 10 hours

[thepiperatthegatesofdawn1967]

at least the colour green exists

[infectiouspiss]

violence and death and dying and blood and guts and gore and violence and viscera and fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you

[ospreyonthemoon]

@markscherz do you know what type of frog this is? I can't tell if its a small adult or a baby frog.

[markscherz]

This is a juvenile Chacophrys pierottii, arguably the most comically proportioned frog ever. Here is an adult. If I had not taken this photo myself I would think it’s some kind of ridiculous meme render.

These are also the frogs that bury themselves in a backwards spiral that is seriously relatable.

[antimonarchy]

*has a thought and has to scroll back to where I was on the tumblr dashboard to remember it*

[keterkid]

People who are younger than you but taller

[gondor-calls-for-aid]

People who are younger than you but better than you at something

[emeraldembers]

People who are younger than you

[discipleofpuck]

People

[gentlepanpirate]

Being turned into a llama

[stabilizedinsanity]

A LLAMA?! HE’S SUPPOSED TO BE DEAD!!!

[nemusou-blog]

yeah… weird

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[nobrashfestivity]

Hilma af Klint (Swedish, 1862-1944) Group X, No. 1, Altarpiece (Grupp X, nr 1, Altarbild) ( and detail) 1915 From Altarpieces (Altarbilder) Oil and metal leaf on canvas 237.5 x 179.5cm © The Hilma af Klint Foundation, Stockholm Photo: Albin Dahlström, the Moderna Museet, Stockholm

Most of the Hilma jams should be visible now (got to look). this one too, but nice detail on the new post

[schibborasso]

Impregnated Goblin - Vintage Matchbox Label by sweden manufacter

[agendratum]

fuck i forgot to partake in handmade crafts and whimsy

[holdmyhannow]

the very next post on my dashboard was this one

[rathayibacter]

you spill dr pepper on the concrete and a single perfect rose pushes up out of a crack

[mevil]

[classycookiexo]

[eternalgirlscout]

extreme heat warnings and air quality so bad that it's actively hazardous to all life. i need every single oil lobbyist who has ever lived to be [THIS POST VIOLATES TERMS OF SERVICE]