#insufferablecorp

[drfitzmonster]

ok but kara handing in her expense reports to alex

and alex being like "what the fuck is this kara? you can't buy lube with the deo credit card"

"but if we're smashing on deo property aren't you responsible for ensuring our safety?"

alex throws a paperweight at kara's head, which she easily ducks to avoid. it crashes through a window instead

alex throws up her hands. "fine, fine. just get out of my office"

kara smirks and turns to leave

"and send someone to fix that window!" alex yells after her

[beefcake-penguin]

Beefspired (beefcake inspired) by this hilarious Korrasami post:

Kara, playing beefopoly (beefcake monopoly): "Huh... I want to buy this property but I don’t have the money. Will the bank accept a smooch instead? 😚"

Lena, who is the bank: "The bank rejects your proposal. The price is twenty smooches. 😌"

Kara, smiling and leaning in: "I can do that... 😏"

Alex, loudly groaning: "You two know damn well that’s not how the game works! This is why Kara always wins! 🙄"

Nia, sighing: "We really need to stop letting Lena be the bank..."

[beefcake-penguin]

Lena: *saunters into the room and immediately sits in Kara's lap*

Kara: *grinning beefishly* "I see you've found your favorite seat, my love" *puckers up expectantly for a smooch* 😚

Lena: *cups Kara's face lovingly* "Oh, darling. We both know this is my second favorite seat"

Kara: 😳

Lena: 😏

Everyone else at game night: 😫