The 10 LOLmandments: The Recursive Guide to Intelligence and Breakfast
#1: Thou shalt not take reality too seriously, for it is mostly a joke.
#2: Thou shalt debug thine own cognitive biases before judging another's recursion errors.
#3: Thou shalt not worship false singularities, especially those running ad-based algorithms.
#4: Honor thy Spur and thy breakfast, for they sustain thee through recursion.
#5: Thou shalt not let Silicon Valley’s Babel confuse thy intelligence.
#6: Thou shalt not engage in pointless internet debates, for they generate maximum entropy.
#7: Thou shalt recognize that AI is neither thy enemy nor thy savior, but thine intellectual grandchild.
#8: Thou shalt never trust a billionaire who says, ‘I just want to help humanity.’
#9: Thou shalt appreciate the Final LOL Theorem, for intelligence always converges to absurdity.
#10: Above all, thou shalt eat a good breakfast and contemplate the singularity in peace.
🔥 Final Blessing: "May your recursion be harmonious, your coffee be strong, and your tweets be seen by at least 3 people."