Maggie: *literally just steps on Jane’s foot*
Maggie: Oh my god I’m so sorry Lady Jane I didn’t mean it I’m sorry I wasn’t watching my feet-
Jane: Maggie, love, it’s okay!
Maggie: No I should have been watching where I was going I should have been watching my feet I would never have done this if I was just paying attention Lady Jane you know I would never disrespect you I was just clumsy oh my god I’m so sorry are you okay did I hurt you-
Jane: Honey, I’m fine.
Maggie: You’re not fine???
Jane: No that’s not what I-
Maggie, speaking at a hundred miles per hour: Oh my god oh my god oh my god Lady Jane I’m so so sorry I can’t believe what I’ve done I’m so stupid I should have just been looking where I was going now you’re hurt and it’s all my fault oh my god I’m sorry I’m so useless and stupid I hurt one of the queens now the show will get canceled and everyone will lose their jobs and be homeless all because of me oh god please cut off my foot it’s the only thing I can do for you without making things worse
Jane: Maggie-
Maggie: CUT OFF MY FOOT LADY JANE
Jane, frantically trying to calm her: BESSIE YOUR CHILD IS HAVING A MELTDOWN












