sabin to kefka / 028. — Harm my muse enough for them to cough up blood. let sabin DESTROY THE CLOWN [ violent starters ]
He’s going to be honest.
For once in his life, he is actually going to admit, at least to himself, that he may or may not have miscalculated a thing or two.
When he heard that someone was sneaking in the Tower -- one of those annoying Figaro kids no less, who unfortunately managed to survive the literal end of the world --, Kefka kind of... let it slide.
He was too busy destroying and rearranging parts of the continent care about particularly buff ant.
A pestilent and bothersome beetle.
A damn moskito who kept buzzing all over the place intead of staying still and allow the many monsters of the place tear him to shreds and throw him away like the TRASH HE IS.
An annoying, frustrating little parasite, more than all the sand around that waste of space good at nothing but being an aesthetical nightmare in the middle of that hot, coarse thing that gets EVERYWHERE that stupid king called his castle!
...point is, Kefka didn’t give a damn.
At first.
He sure did when he got attacked out of nowhere and a punch in his nose sent him a few meters away. A punch by that pesky LITTLE PIECE OF GARBAGE.
Kefka groans, lifting himself up after slamming his back against a rock.
A hand goes to his nose and lips, noticing a trail of blood coming from it. Granted he would’ve noticed it without having to touch it, but he wanted to be sure he wasn’t simply imagining it.
That pest actually made him bleed! ...for about two seconds.
Of course it’s just a matter of snapping his fingers and, poof! Any hint of injury and blood is gone. In fact, it took him so little, a more merciful God would’ve probably considered it a silly little joke, an accident, something worth a little slap on the wrist.
SOMEONE WANTS TO DIE TODAY!!!!!!!!”
...BUT, hah!!! Kefka has no mercy, patience and other overly nice goody-two-shoes crap! He kind of ran out of it a few years ago!
So, Sabin, you need to thank General Leo for making him run out of any of that if you’re now lifted from the ground with a simple spell and thrown as fast as possible against the first particularly big rock we find!