#intergalactic-criminal

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Three more blogs worth following:

@fcrtune-ma - this is only one of two active Ma Pines blogs that I have found and?? I think that they pull her off really well! Plus, the mun is really nice to talk to! Definitely give their blog a look!

@intergalactic-criminal - if you’re looking for space shenanigans with a drunken grandpa, this blog is for you! I haven’t talked to the mun too much, but our conversations have all been pleasant. Plus, Rick is a really cool character, and our interactions are all very enjoyable! 10/10 ; )

@glittcrguts - I’ve been talking to this person for quite awhile and I have to say, they are wonderful! They have a lot of really interesting ideas (plus, we came up with AU’s!) and Stan and Mabel’s drunken shenanigans are always fun! Very nice blog!

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send me ‘☏’ for a voicemail my muse would leave yours.

“Rick- it’s Stanley. Do you remember the good old days when we stole those space drugs an’ had a hell of a weekend? Well I found the stash- we didn’t use it all. How much is this stuff goin’ for on the intergalactic market these days?”

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“my roommate is doing push ups on the floor and i’m not sure whether to be turned on by their athletic powers or freaked out”

One week until the big match.

Stanley Pines was doing a rather impressive amount of push ups on the floor of the dorm- well aware that his new roommate was scheduled to walk through that door at any moment. But he was determined to follow the coach’s advice if he wanted to bring home a medal.

When he heard the door open, he didn’t even pause, counting in his head. Just ten more- that’s all-

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Send ™ and my muse will do a poor imitation of yours.         

Stanley opens Rick’s flask, stands there, and drinks the entire thing without breaking eye contact.

“I’m Rick Sanchez. Wubba lubba dub dub, bitch.”

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"I never knew you could do that."

“Hey man, when you’re raised in Gravity Falls, you learn how to protect yourself with a hot glue gun and a crayon.”