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indie | semi-selective | Stanley Pines

[bannedinmoststates]

So, after a little bit of thought, I’m going to move Stanley to my active roleplay blog! I hope we can interact over there! 

> @heroicfaith <

Thanks !

[bannedinmoststates]

     “ Dipper’s been tellin’ me I remind him of a money-grubbing crab on tv. Let me say this- I’ll make that crab into crab cakes if he thinks he’s richer than me. ”

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[bannedinmoststates]

Hey. Long time no see, everyone. I apologize for disappearing, I lost all of my motivation to run this blog, and it wasn’t fair to everyone who I had a thread with.

However, I really want to give this blog a fresh start, because I honestly miss it a lot, and I miss all of the friends I made. 

So I’m back

Hello

[zekroms]

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[bannedinmoststates]

Your brother wants to talk too you about the 'Burping Stanford' doll.

“Isn’t it great, Stanford? It’s one of my best sellin’ ideas!”

[bannedinmoststates]

It Could Have Been Great Au: Update!

So, @glittcrguts and I have been discussing more details of this Au, specifically how it ends. And we’ve decided that after Mabel comes to Oregon to stay with her uncles and brother, she confides in Stanley and they share their experiences about Filbrick. Stanford understands as well- but he isn’t for the drastic measures the two of them decide to take, which involves driving cross country to confront Filbrick.

It ends up getting more out of hand than either of them intend and the guy ends up dead. Now, Stanley and Mabel are on the run from the law, and Dipper and Ford have growing concerns about their twins when they end up never coming home.

[bxll-cxpher]

“A trash bin..? Is this a clue to your true identity?”

“…”

[bannedinmoststates]

“What, you ain’t got nothin’ to say to that? That’s a first. Even Sixer here agrees with me.”

[bxll-cxpher]

“Sixer doesn’t matter. This is an A and B conversation. He should C his way out before D jumps over E and F’s him up like a G.”

[bannedinmoststates]

"Sixer doesn't matter, huh? Well I never thought I'd live long enough to hear that." He leaned on the counter, smiling, "doesn't change the fact that you look like shit though."

[bannedinmoststates]

❝ *aggressive finger guns* ❞

Stan stares blankly at Jack, the new craze clearly lost to the old timer.

“…what is that, some sort of new gang signal?”

[hcndsomejcck]

“C'mon, Grandpa! Fingerguns are only all the rage! Where have you even been? Living under a rock?”

[bannedinmoststates]

"All the rage, huh?" He shook his head as though he was disappointed, "when I was younger we used to take our girls out dancin', tell me when that comes back an' maybe I'll understand."

[bannedinmoststates]

Stan, driving a pick up truck, with everybody in the back with fireworks and soda Cruising around town, having fun, wreaking havoc

[glossomer-old]

It’s been so long since i drew the Stan twins!!!

[grapplingxhook-archive]

❝ I hate this with every fiber of my being. ❞

shit i say — sentence starters

“This is war Grunkle Stan. Of course you hate it”

This was quite possibly one of mabels greatest accomplishments; she covered Stans entire room top to bottom in glitter. Specifically, fine blue glitter.

[bannedinmoststates]

The glitter in the bucket- sure, that was funny. When he got her back- that was hilarious. And every time since as the situation slowly escalated from a bit of harmless fun to a full out war. But this-

It would take him weeks to get rid of all of this. How she had managed to cover everything in glitter was beyond him. Wasn't she like, 12? Didn't she have better things to do?

Apparently not.

He wasn't sure whether to applaud her or ground her.

"Okay, you got me, you happy now? An' since you're the one who put all this in my room, you're the one whose goin' to be cleanin' it up. You better start now or you won't be through until September."

He nudged her playfully, already devising a plan of retaliation.

[bannedinmoststates]

❝ I don’t know what I’m doing. ❞ Padparadscha

Stanley gave this small, strange woman a look. She must be one of Rose’s friends- but he hadn’t ever seen her before in his life and had no idea what she was talking about.

“Are you uh- lost or somethin’?” He asked after a moment.

[sovonight]

the stan edition

[bannedinmoststates]

I woke up to the star spangled banner if that ain't America for you I don't know what is

[bannedinmoststates]

❝ I’m gonna pass out in the middle of the hallway. ❞

There were plenty of OTHER places to pass out. But leave it to Bill to choose the most inconvenient out of all of them.

“Or you could not pass out in my house anymore, that thought ever cross your mind, pal?”

[bannedinmoststates]

❝ *aggressive finger guns* ❞

Stan stares blankly at Jack, the new craze clearly lost to the old timer.

“…what is that, some sort of new gang signal?”