seen from United States
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seen from India
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seen from Russia
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Internal Responses, Pt 2
Me: it's going to be about 5 minutes' wait.
Guest: BUT I SEE OPEN TABLES RIGHT THERE
Internal Response: WELL SINCE I'M OBVIOUSLY A FUCKING MORON WHY DON'T THEY JUST HIRE YOU SO YOU CAN DO MY JOB SINCE YOU MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
Internal Responses
Guest: Can we just pick a table?
Internal Response: According to the Please Wait to Be Seated Sign, YEAH GO RIGHT A-FUCKING HEAD
My internal responce to everything anyone says 24/7
