#internet concepts

[wallpapers4screen]

[puzzledhistorian]

our lesson today is on email.

our specific task will be to create a hotmail account.

I couldn’t make this stuff up if I tried.

[puzzledhistorian]

block all cookies: a paranoid setting

[puzzledhistorian]

professor: this hearing aid costs four thousand dollars!

class:

professor: my uncle got it for fifteen!

me: this man has a living uncle

professor: did you hear about the man who got a state-of-the-art hearing aid?

class:

professor: it had been tested and fixed and it was thousands of dollars!

class:

professor: his friend says, 'wow! sounds great! what kind is it?'

class:

professor: and he says, 'it's about 2:15'!!

class:

professor: HA! get it?

class:

student: I thought we were going to learn about coding.

[puzzledhistorian]

I really want to liveblog my Internet concepts class but I feel like it’s really dangerous for me to be on tumblr because I haven’t seen last night’s episode of The 100.

[puzzledhistorian]

under the guidance of @manasaysay, I will be live blogging my "Internet concepts" class with a dinosaur prof who needs to call IT weekly. Follow at will. Some things that are already favorite quotes: 1. "Does anyone know the difference between an internet and the Internet?" 2. "Everyone yell out a Web browser!" 3. "Who here has a Macintosh? ...wow, they're really taking off."

[cyclocosm]

Sometimes, you gotta get weird.