#internet dead

[poikaboo]

watching old accounts become active as the rest of the internet has a conniption like

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[dkettchen]

rip the free internet I guess, let’s hope they fix it afterwards once they realise that linking to articles is essential to people finding those articles and without that they’re not gonna get any views, and that fair use is a thing, and that memes don’t hurt anyone, and just generally that this dumb thing was a big mistake

[gizsin-yin-blog]

The internet is dead

[dy-mph-na]

these social media accounts are proof of you people stealing my ideas

[thesarkycoder]

Lot of motherfuckers regretting leaving that AWS region drop-down menu at "us-east-1", aren't you

[trou-vail-le]

Feels good to be back to the world of living. How much I missed the internet when it was gone.. :P

[uss-sasserprise]

MY INTERNET AT HOME IS DEAD (FU SHAW). CURRENTLY STEALING NEIGHBORS INTERNET. IT. IS. SO. SLOW. 

FML

#DESPERATE TIMES CALLS FOR DESPERATE MEASURES

[ksanzo]

RIP DSL

So my internet is kaput for the time being.

I am at the one starbucks/cafe for about 50miles [yes, let that sink in for a moment] to upload those images and take the internets temperature.

Basically I'm sayin I'll be MIA till further notice.

Because Starbucks, especially this Starbucks, is a rather harrowing place.

More importantly my being here makes me want a goddamn pastry really fucking bad. I need to get out of here. D8 D8