The Sarky Coder

Professional games programmer. MetaPrimate. Double Fore-Man. Reverend Doktor of the SubGenius, Universal Philosopher of Absolute Reality. Bi. Frequently opinionated loudmouth. Prolific moron.

[caffeinated-linguist]

Legendary Holy Blade, by nolan192

[c-53]

The addition is ALSO really good

[copperbadge]

I’m working on an audio transcript using voice recognition technology, and this gentleman has a very nice accent, but when he says “got” the word is often noted down as “God”.

We don’t know what God tested and what God registered as true or untrue. 

We don’t know what God entered into the code since the last time we tested. 

We don’t know what God ticketed as an issue and what just God ignored.

Now we know what God changed, but we don’t have a record of what God approved. 

[jumpingjacktrash]

“We don’t know what God ticketed as an issue and what just God ignored.“

[animatedamerican]

voice recognition theology

[sigurism]

Millennium Somehow, Satan Got Behind Me Dir: Darin Morgan

[acquired-stardust]

Final Fantasy VII Playstation 1997

[kreechurthecrazykat]

Yknow, after seeing Project Hail Mary I was fully expecting this website to be all over shipping Grace and Rocky, so to instead find that everyone has agreed that Grace is an aroace icon and he and Rocky are platonic soulmates is a real fun change of pace that is still oh so very tumblr

On the flipside there's the group of fans who are shipping him with Simon from Iron Lung, called the ship BloodyMary, and had them adopt Laika the space dog and call them "The Patron Saints of One-Way Trips" which is so unbelievably tumblr you just have to smile

[penny-anna]

The Martian of course was part of the small but notable genre of movies 'people expend huge amounts of effort to rescue Matt Damon'. In Project Hail Mary we see a foundational entry in the inverse genre 'people expend huge amounts of effort to send Ryan Gosling away forever'. Excited to see where we send Ryan Gosling next.

[and-the-rest-of-the-universe]

Someone who watched the X-Files live tell me if I actually just found what I think I just found

[and-the-rest-of-the-universe]

and why is Mulder smirking like that??? is his wife about to beat my ass???

[hghhhhh-big-boys]

This is how some of yall will end up if you keep liking and reblogging my posts

[3e3a33]

[andrevascreencaps]

[godlessondheimite]

In 2026, the chicest thing a gay actor can do is never explicitly come out as gay but also make it abundantly clear that he is. Coming out is too modern. Staying closeted is too old fashioned. But this method merges contemporary freedom with Old Hollywood glamour and allure, and it weeds out the dumbest people who truly don’t get it. I call it the Pascal Method.

[nobodys-odyssey]

Taylor Swift does this

[godlessondheimite]

no she doesn’t

[nobodys-odyssey]

You clearly don't go here or to queer history and signaling, or both, enough to have this conversation and I'm not going to explain it to you. You could have asked questions, you could have done even a modicum of research. You didn't and you made yourself look ignorant. Goodbye.

[dancinbutterfly]

#I'm fucking crying#this is an instant classic#this is the next meme#i can't believe I'm here to see a baby copypasta nary two hours old#I can't#lol#i laughed way too hard#iconic

[angelsaxis]

i went to queer history and signaling and i didnt see taylor swift

[thesarkycoder]

Sometimes you bake a lemon drizzle cake, some times you fuck every element of measurement up and wind up with a lemon drizzle dad and his two lemon drizzle sons

[tvvocoats]

dylan faden boils dr. casper darling's lineart

[percyfraser]

PROJECT HAIL MARY 2026 — dir. Phil Lord & Christopher Miller

[tvandfilm]

Only Murders in the Building (2021-present) Dirty Birds (S05E04)

[beardedmrbean]

Scientists invented a fake disease. AI told people it was real: Nature.com

I'm a bit frightened for the time when someone less ethical than the person that did this decides to repeat the experiment but leave out the part where they come in later and announce that it was fake and people wind up diagnosed with the fake condition and all kinds of wacky hi jinks ensues.

[digitaldiscipline]

that's literally what the motherfucker who invented "vaccines cause autism" did.

[galacticsabc]

space friends doodle

[acecroft]

CONTROL RESONANT (2026) dev. Remedy Entertainment