#interning piper!

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*The rat is trying to look intimidating, similar to a cat.*

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*she is quaking in her boots already man, like one rat step away from a yelp only a dog should be able to hear /lh*

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Meow

why are cats sending us asks now

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cats-s cant type-e?

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i know baby, im doing what we call, a great joke

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You guys are like the fagness archives

the what

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i-is that a r-r-eference-ce to- to, uhh, uhh-

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The Magnus Archives?

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Y-YOU W-WATCH IT TOO-OO?!!? well-ell, m-more like-e listen b-but-

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I've been meaning to, it sounds nice.

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The plague was baller

final message to you anon: love women and do whatever

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WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

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The plague was baller

i-i- i l-like the s-senti-timent of whip-ps....!

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less goofing off, but more interesting things get to happen now

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w-win some, lose some-ome!

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The plague was baller

wanna know an interesting fact???

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s-sure!

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this is our second to last ask from around last year!!!!!! the rest of these kind of are newer!!!!!!

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i-interesting!

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The plague was baller

i think one needs to ask in the end who cares if its actually baller or whatever

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m-maybe, or uh probably, yeah probably they do...thatd be why theyre asking i mean, r-right??

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rhetorical question, but yeah i guess

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The plague was baller

you think the plague would be better than this

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W-WHAT?!?!

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my jokes never land

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I find them funny.

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thank you clover youre the one guy here i like

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...Minus everyone else.

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sighs, yeah, minus everyone else

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