interns of SI conspiracies
- the banning of scents. peppermint, citrus, lavender. as well as strawberries, oddly enough.
conclusion? SI is secretly trying to experiment on spiders to make more spidermen and they don’t want to repel them from the building
- the mystery chemical. in every lab, every room, there’s a bottle of a clear substance that is kept out of reach from everyone. it appeared one night, fairly recently.
conclusion? honestly everyone has different ideas, but generally accepted one is its an emergency molotov. why? dunno.
- the banning of dog whistles or any high pitch or excessive noise (unless it’s in the Name Of Science.) no one minds this. but. why.
conclusion: Happy is trying to train guard dogs on that can tell if you’re wearing your badge or not.
to be continued. probably.