to shitpost or not to shitpost, that is the question
whether it tis nobler in the mind to suffer
the slings and arrows of outrageous sarcasm,
or to take arms against a sea of idiocy
and by opposing end them. To shitpost - to lurk,
no more; and by post to say we end
the boredom and the thousand natural shocks
that social media is heir to: 'tis a consummation
devoutly to be wish'd. To shitpost, to lurk;
To lurk, perchance to lol - ay, there's the rub:
For in that shitpost of satire what nose-snorts may come,
when we have shuffled off this haitus coil,
must give us pause






