#intpale

[intpale]

*Over the phone*

ESFP brother: I just got humancalled.

INTP: You just got what?

ESFP bro: Humancalled. By our cats.

[intpale]

INFJ: I hate that I’m too sensitive of people’s feelings or emotions.

INFJ: It’s not just my friends or family, but also random stranger in trains.

INFJ: Like when I see someone looks sad, I’m wondering what happen or what’s the problem, and I feel their sadness.

INTP: What about my emotion?

INFJ: You’re flat. So, I don’t feel drained out.

INTP: *fake gasp* Darn you.

[intpale]

INTP: *playing Pokémon go with ESFP brother*

INTP: OH!

ESFP bro: What?

INTP: DUDE! SHINY!! *showing phone to ESFP*

ESFP bro: *high-pitched scream*

INTP: *high-pitched scream*

[intpale]

INFJ: Lately I feel I lost my motivation, under value, and not enough.

INFJ: I’m not enjoying what I used to do anymore. I feel like stuck in anxiety and overthinking.

INTP: Welcome to the club.

[intpale]

*over text*

INTP: Quick! Am I warm or charming?

INFJ: What for?

INTP: The enneagram test I’m taking. Do I have warm presence or charming personality?

INFJ: Charming. There’s no way you’re warm. I’m sorry.

INTP: A bit hurt, but I agree.

[intpale]

*INTP and ESFP watching The Powerpuff girls*

INTP: Remember when we were kids? I'm Buttercup and you're Blossom.

ESFP bro: No way! I'm Bubbles!

INTP: Really? Wow, this is the only tv show where you prefer not being the most popular ones or the main protagonist.

ESFP bro: I'm not like that.

INTP: Remember Naruto? Hunterxhunter? Dragonball? Digimon? Pokemon? Power rangers? Avatar? Detective Conan? You don't even like Conan, yet you pick him!

[intpale]

ESFP brother: Hey! You have some nice people liked your post on Tumblr. You should respond to them, y'know, making friends.

INTP: *sweat nervously*

[intpale]

There’s an old saying here in South East Asia (Maybe all around Asia) that you are not allowed to be pensive(?)(I don’t know the English word) because when your mind is blank, the demon will control your body. I always scolded by my mom for doing that but I never experience that a demon controlling my body in all my life. Maybe it’s because the demon already saw what I’m thinking and decided they’re not going to control this poor body and feel sorry for me. Or maybe I am a demon.