Am I INTP?

Random thoughts and conversations that I've encountered/witnessed. Based on real life.

[intpale]

*Over the phone*

ESFP brother: I just got humancalled.

INTP: You just got what?

ESFP bro: Humancalled. By our cats.

[intpale]

INTP: *playing Pokémon go with ESFP brother*

INTP: OH!

ESFP bro: What?

INTP: DUDE! SHINY!! *showing phone to ESFP*

ESFP bro: *high-pitched scream*

INTP: *high-pitched scream*

[intpale]

I didn’t realise my last post is 7 months ago.

A little update about my life, and I know you guys probably didn’t care and probably didn’t even saw this post. Well... My mom passed away about 9 months ago and my birthday is coming up. Feeling lonely is like a part of my life but this is new. I’m not close with my parents but still losing one change the way I feel.

I’ll get over this thing. I just want to write something.

Stay safe and healthy.

[intpale]

INFJ: I hate that I’m too sensitive of people’s feelings or emotions.

INFJ: It’s not just my friends or family, but also random stranger in trains.

INFJ: Like when I see someone looks sad, I’m wondering what happen or what’s the problem, and I feel their sadness.

INTP: What about my emotion?

INFJ: You’re flat. So, I don’t feel drained out.

INTP: *fake gasp* Darn you.

[intpale]

INFJ: Lately I feel I lost my motivation, under value, and not enough.

INFJ: I’m not enjoying what I used to do anymore. I feel like stuck in anxiety and overthinking.

INTP: Welcome to the club.

[intpale]

*INTP and ESFP watching The Powerpuff girls*

INTP: Remember when we were kids? I'm Buttercup and you're Blossom.

ESFP bro: No way! I'm Bubbles!

INTP: Really? Wow, this is the only tv show where you prefer not being the most popular ones or the main protagonist.

ESFP bro: I'm not like that.

INTP: Remember Naruto? Hunterxhunter? Dragonball? Digimon? Pokemon? Power rangers? Avatar? Detective Conan? You don't even like Conan, yet you pick him!

[intpale]

*over text*

INTP: Quick! Am I warm or charming?

INFJ: What for?

INTP: The enneagram test I’m taking. Do I have warm presence or charming personality?

INFJ: Charming. There’s no way you’re warm. I’m sorry.

INTP: A bit hurt, but I agree.

[intpale]

ESFP brother: Hey! You have some nice people liked your post on Tumblr. You should respond to them, y'know, making friends.

INTP: *sweat nervously*

[intpale]

There’s an old saying here in South East Asia (Maybe all around Asia) that you are not allowed to be pensive(?)(I don’t know the English word) because when your mind is blank, the demon will control your body. I always scolded by my mom for doing that but I never experience that a demon controlling my body in all my life. Maybe it’s because the demon already saw what I’m thinking and decided they’re not going to control this poor body and feel sorry for me. Or maybe I am a demon.

[intpale]

*ESTJ, ISTJ, INFJ, & INTP in movie night*

ESTJ: *pointing to the tv* That bathrobe looks fancy.

INTP: Why is it called bathrobe if you’re not wearing it when you take a bath?

ISTJ: *rubbing his temple*

ISTJ: ...I can’t ...with you ...sometimes.

INFJ: *laughing in the background*

[intpale]

I don’t know if this happens to the people who speaks more than 1 language but some days ago when I was watching TV, I was on my phone and didn’t pay attention to the TV. I heard the reporter speaking English then I look up from my phone and listen carefully and she’s not. She’s speaking my native language. Then I ask my brother what’s she said earlier. He recites what she said and he said exactly what I heard but in my native language. Then I asked him, “was she speaking English earlier?”, and he said no.

Did I just translate my native language to other language in my head?

Note: I live in Asian country

[intpale]

INTP: You going out?

ESFP brother: Yep.

INTP: Wait, is that my hoodie?

ESFP bro: Umm... No?

INTP: Yes, it is.

ESFP bro: Oh, honey. You can’t pull this off. Only I can.

INTP: But that’s-

ESFP bro: Shh... Let your clothes serve its purpose to be as fashionable as I am.

[intpale]

INTP and ESFP: *watching TV*

INTP: Did you know? About 90% people in the world are uncomfortable when their TV volume aren't divisible by 2 or 5.

ESFP brother: *purposely switch the volume from 20 to 19*

INTP: ...

ESFP bro: ...

ESFP bro: You're not uncomfortable?

INTP: Nah. That's a prime number. And you do know I like odd things.

ESFP bro: Right. Weirdo.

[intpale]

INTP: I've been listening to sad song lately. Particularly this song.

INTP: *shows to INFJ*

INFJ: Oh! I like this song. This is nice to listen to when raining.

INFJ: ...or when you thinking about all the time you wasted.

INTP: Or when you watch your potential goes away.

INFJ: And your life going nowhere.

INTP: ...

INFJ: ...

INTP: Well, this is depressing. Every word slaps me in the face.

[intpale]

ESFP brother: If I ever made a horcrux, I'll choose nokia 3310.

ESFP bro: I'll be invincible.

INTP: Sometimes I regret showing you Harry Potter.

[intpale]

At 2am

ESFP brother: *over text* Yo. Open the door for me. I forgot my key.

INTP: *opens door*

ESFP bro: *grinning* I knew you're the only one awake. The chance you're sleeping at this hour is almost zero.

INTP: Huh? You sound like me.

ESFP bro: Just trying to speak your language.

[intpale]

INTP: *hears a Naruto opening music*

INTP: *runs to check the tv*

ESFP brother: *watching YouTube covers of Naruto's soundtrack on tv*

INTP: *disappointed look*

ESFP bro: What?

INTP: I thought you were watching Naruto. I used all of my energy to sprint here.

ESFP bro: *chuckles* Yeah. I never see you move that fast.

INTP: The things I'd do for a good anime.