#intronexbio

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Whump hot take : dollar store pet collar is lame, time to start using wildlife tracking collar on your whumpee

These stuff is more secure, more durable, waterproof, have long battery life, lockable AND if your whumpee get lost you can find them with GPS or radio receiver

Start treating your whumpee like endangered wildlife today by getting Exogenic Bioscience scientific hardware catalog-

No this is not real advertisement it just my shower thoughts

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Do academic burnout from publish or perish count as psychological whump

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Hissing protocol

Cat man bite also can give you deep puncture wound. Bite wound can be infected easily. Precaution need to be taken

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Intake hygiene

Cat man doesn't hate water, cat man hate cold decontamination wash

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Unhand the cat man

Worse than got kidnapped is finding your kidnapper have money but not brain

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Scientific burn

And that is every scientist emotional damage

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Cat scan the cat man

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The negotiation

The big pharma execs said research under controlled environment, cat man said locked up in pretty cage

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My whump pet peeve is jab needle 90 degree straight into your subject neck :l

If you hit carotid artery or important nerve your blorbo will die