MBTI ‘INTUITIVES’ DUMB WAYS TO DIE
Music Credits: Tangerine Kitty
/DISCLAIMER: This is a joke. They are all based on MBTI Stereotypes./
[INFP] Use your clothes dryer as a hiding place
INFPs, at least choose your hiding spots right.
[ENFP] Eat a two-week-old unrefrigerated pie
Yes, that pie was out there for two weeks. Didn’t you notice?
[INFJ] Keep a rattlesnake as a pet
Not everything’s all kind and nice, INFJs.
[ENFJ] Scratch a drug dealers brand new ride
ENFJs, please keep yourself safe while being altruistic.
[INTP] Pressing “The Red Button”
[ENTP] Poke a stick at a grizzly bear
Yes, yes, we know you’re not serious. But the bear is.
[INTJ] Teach yourself how to fly
[ENTJ] Take your helmet off in outer space
No, your superiority will not make you survive any better.
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