#inucest chat

[lordyouko]

Kagome: Hey Inuyasha, I don’t know how to tell you this but there’s a rumour going around that you- that you and -

Inuyasha: Uhhh it’s not what you think, me and Sesshoumaru, we’re just

Kagome: No, that you and NArAku.......

Inuyasha: what

Kagome: Y-you and Naraku, did you..? You didn’t.. did you?

Inuyasha:

Inuyasha: Look, I’m not saying I fuck the best men, but I did not fuck that man

[lordyouko]

Based on @inucestlover ‘s question of the day on the inucest group chat. “Who would be most likely to bring home a stray?”

Inuyasha: Where is~

Sesshoumaru: I threw it out

Inuyasha: WHAT

Sesshoumaru: It disobeyed

Inuyasha: HE!! THE PUPPY WAS A HE!! AND HE WAS ONE WEEK OLD, GO GET HIM BACK YOU ASSHOLE

Sesshoumaru: What you never wanted it in the first place!!

Inuyasha: I GOT ATTACHED

Sesshoumaru: Why?

Inuyasha: BECAUSE I’M NOT A COLD HEARTLESS MONSTER

Sesshoumaru: Tell that to the coffee machine you threw out yesterday

Inuyasha: THAT’S A NON-LIVING THING

Sesshoumaru: I’m not seeing your point

[lordyouko]

Sesshoumaru: *insults Inuyasha*

Villain: Haha Inuyasha you piece of shit

*exactly one day later*

Villain *bandaged up with a broken arm, a black eye, and several cracked ribs*: ... he really loves you, you know?

Inuyasha: I know... I love him too

Villain: .... he’s an asshole.

Inuyasha: No one’s arguing that

[lordyouko]

Inuyasha *to Sesshoumaru*: Nobody will ever want you if you keep acting so damn cold

Sesshoumaru: You mean you don’t?

Inuyasha: ...dammit.

[based on this post]

[lordyouko]

Inuyasha: All the things I really like are either immoral or impossible or dangerous to my well-being

Kagome: ...you’re talking about Sesshoumaru, aren’t you?

Inuyasha:..... no

[lordyouko]

Sesshoumaru: Want to get something to eat?

Inuyasha: Yeah but I don’t have any money

Sesshoumaru: I didn’t ask that

Inuyasha:

[lordyouko]

Hot youkai *hitting on Inuyasha*: Are you cake? Coz I want a piece of that

Inuyasha:

Sesshoumaru *appearing behind Inuyasha and pulling him to himself*: ....what did you just say, you insect?

Youkai *bristling*: What the hell... do you even know who I am?

Sesshoumaru and Inuyasha: No?

Youkai:

Youkai: Thank god

[lordyouko]

[Inuyasha drinking game scenario - inucest]

-Inuyasha-tachi playing Never Have I Ever with Sesshoumaru-tachi around a campfire on a cold night

-Jaken and Miroku are the first to get piss drunk

-Kouga is right on the edge

-Kagome, who now knows how Inuyasha feels about Sesshoumaru, deciding to help the two out

-Kagome: Never have I ever... fantasized about my brother

-Sango giggling evilly

-Inuyasha turning bright red, not knowing what to do in front of everyone, finally stiffly takes a drink

-then almost spits it out when he sees Sesshoumaru take one too

-Kouga (disproportionately amused, survival instincts subdued by the alcohol): Never have I ever.. fucked my brother

-Sesshoumaru (suddenly looking Inuyasha dead in the eyes, the flames from the campfire reflected in his eyes): .... not yet.

-Inuyasha: