The throbbing of his teeth. It was getting more and more intense. This poor man. He’d tried his hardest to avoid falling prey to his new species calling. Needless to say, he was failing miserably. Vampires need blood right? Now matter how disgusting the thought of it, he needed to eat. Now hunched behind a tree, he watches the roads in hopes someone comes along. ‘If I really have to do this at all, i’d rather it be someone cute. Ah! What am I thinking?! It doesn’t matter who it is. I just need to get a good bite! ...But someone like Nyaa-chan or Marie-Chan would be great~ Ahhhh... Someone who I can wrap my arms around and-’ He shakes his head wildly. ‘NO! Just the first person you see, Choromatsu! That’s it! That’s all you have to do!!’ His claws gently tapped against the tree, showing his patience was wearing thin.
‘Just give it a bit longer...’ The surveys the road a bit longer. Hoping for somebody, ANYBODY, to come along now. ‘Dear Akatsuka, Why am I a vampire? Osomatsu-niisan was a draken! Why couldn’t I be one too? Well, just take this as it comes. Even if my first bite isn’t cute or anything, just think of all those others who I could sink my teeth into!’ As hard as he tried to not think about it, he couldn’t help this impulse any longer as well. ‘Someone with soft hair, skin, a good smile and shape. Yes~ yes~I’m a vampire! I can lull them in with my own sense of charm and the closer they get, the closer we’ll be together! The pair of us embracing each other as we lock eyes and slowly I crane their neck back and-’ And he’s gone. Lost his senses for the moment. As of right now, he’s fantasizing about the situation while gripping and clinging to the tree. His nails digging into the bark he cries out.
“Ah! AHH!!! SO CUTE!! SO CUTE!! Yes~ Just let me take one bite~ A little nibble~ AHHHH!!! THEY’LL BE PUTTY IN MY HANDS AS WILL I AND-!” He’s truly a degenerate, no matter how hard he tries to deny it. He’s completely unaware of how much of a fool he’s making himself out to be right now. Not only is he screaming about his perverse view on biting his prey and dragging all attention to him, but he’s already caught the attention of a Dhampir nearby. Oblivious, He still monologues about his plans.
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