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Love Begins

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Product Placement
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me

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One Nice Bug Per Day
trying on a metaphor

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KIROKAZE
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Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
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@jiishikirising
underrated funny moment
‘Pepper, why are you reblogging stuff on Choromatsu?’
Cause I’m a fuck who can’t stay away from these 6 idiots for too long, thats why.
和田桑畫的圖都好可愛❤️
轉推 作畫擔當 和田佳純さん(@wada_kasumi)
Choromatsu is the kind of person who would censor h*ndh*lding because it’s too much for him
demon or not he’s still my shy boy (*´ω`*)
~~ Me: Profusely fighting my urge to rp him again, cause what if it fizzles out
“Ahhh... I see what you’re doing. It’s the right call! You’ve been stressed out enough as it is after all... You’re just going to upset yourself if you-”
You’re Not HELPING ME
Choromatsu’s expressions in Mr. Osomatsu’s NEETs Showbiz Production
(Oso / Kara / Ichi / Jyushi / Todo)
(Angsty Oso)
Oh! He’s seen someone like this before! Grey Skin. Vibrant horns. Yeah! The last time he met someone like them, they kept calling him... Kiwi. Reflecting on it now, she had red shades too and was a bit... Odd. The name escapes him however, as the last time he’d seen her was in the last city. But seeing this fellow resurfaced most of those memories. Including his meeting her when he was frustrated on his birthday. Frustrated that he was the least popular or favorite brother out of all his other brothers. Nose wrinkling at the memory Choromatsu shakes his head. Ahhhh... Forget about that. That was a long time ago! And nothing like that’s happened here. Yet. Maybe I can just get a quick refresher on who and what they are... Approaching them, Choromatsu raised a hand trying to be as friendly as possible and not awkward in the slightest, which was hard considering the forced smile on his face.
“Uhhh... Hi. Excuse me! I have a small question.”
@exegesisindigo
Goodness, when was the last time the pair had met? It’s been a while, hasn’t it? With his time spent here in the city, Choromatsu had grown used to the sight of his eldest brother, Osomatsu, and everyone else in this weird new city. So to see someone else with his own face again? He had to make sure he wasn’t seeing things again... Or if he wasn’t seeing his ghost like last time. Taking care to follow his shaggy counterpart, Choromatsu watched as he walked around with seemingly no planned direction. He may as well bite the bullet and call out to him. “Ahh... I-ichimatsu?”
It’s not really the 1st meeting he wanted to have with him, but in all honesty, even though the pair of them had gotten better with their interactions with one another, there was still that awkward first meeting feeling. “Ichimatsu!” Catching up now, he reaches out to touch his back, but instead recoils, waiting for him to turn around instead. He’s done enough trying to get his attention. Just touching him out of nowhere would make it a bit much, wouldn’t it?
@fourthsaken
“I don’t know why but I feel like need to chew out Osomatsu-Niisan out about something...”
~~ I Should put up an ad here since whoops! got hit with the activity check! Who wants to meet this green NEET? Capping at 3~ Oso and Ichi Exempt!
🐸Permanent plot/relationship ad🐸
Howdy! So! …Who wants a Green NEET in their life? I mean look at that face! More under the cut.
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So uhm about that vampirematsu ʕっ•ᴥ•ʔっWhich is the best boi in the set
Anon-chan…….Have I not displayed my bias at every opportunity? I think it’s easy to guess even in this set Churro takes my heart. His wavy little emo swipe is just too cute????
I’m actually really fond of Jyushimatsu and Karamatsu in the set as well–something about Jyushis hair and Karas fingerless gloves are so good to me…
Also, I don’t often mention it (since the opportunity doesn’t really come up often.)) but for AUs wherein the boys change drastically I like to head cannon their heights change too.
In the vampire set I like to think Choro is the shortest~
His outfit, posture and appearance just kind of make me think “This guy would be a Napoleon type character in this world.” IDEK.
((That. And it’s cute <3))
matsuuno:
The conversation of how they’d end up being so vastly different in this new reality was easy enough to shrug off. And with neither of them caring enough to get into the politics that were brewing under the surface, it was easy enough for the two sextuplets to do what they do worst.
“Looklooklook! Down there in the stream. See them?” Osomatsu hovered quite literally over his brother’s shoulder as his wings were flapping in eager anticipation. He was pointing to a pair of merfolk– you really couldn’t find anyone prettier than them around these parts.
“They look single. Choromatsu, you go talk to them.”
@shikosukirising
“Ahhhh... they are cute aren’t they- W-w-wait!!” Choromatsu pouts. “What if they just send me away and mock me or something? See that one?” He points to the blonde one that rested on the edge of the stream. “They’re super pretty, but that’s a red flag in itself isn’t it? Their face looks like they sun and they’d greet you warmly. But Just like how Vampires are in the sunlight, I think their charisma will burn me! They’re too good! They probably already have someone anyway. And that one!” He points to the Red haired one.
“Red hair. Certainly something you don’t see often. And that’s also a big sign I shouldn’t!! What if they’re interested in more unique folk. And before you say ‘vampires are unique’, I’ve seen some beastfolk who I SWEAR everyone would migrate to! They’re certainly the type to look for that in a person! See how carefree they’re swimming around?” He’s rising again. Great. “Can’t do it. And finally...”
“WHAT IF THEY TRY TO DRAG ME UNDERWATER LIKE IN P*TER P*N?! I’m sure Vampires and Water don’t mix.” Oso has full permission to push his brother to the merfolk.
The throbbing of his teeth. It was getting more and more intense. This poor man. He’d tried his hardest to avoid falling prey to his new species calling. Needless to say, he was failing miserably. Vampires need blood right? Now matter how disgusting the thought of it, he needed to eat. Now hunched behind a tree, he watches the roads in hopes someone comes along. ‘If I really have to do this at all, i’d rather it be someone cute. Ah! What am I thinking?! It doesn’t matter who it is. I just need to get a good bite! ...But someone like Nyaa-chan or Marie-Chan would be great~ Ahhhh... Someone who I can wrap my arms around and-’ He shakes his head wildly. ‘NO! Just the first person you see, Choromatsu! That’s it! That’s all you have to do!!’ His claws gently tapped against the tree, showing his patience was wearing thin.
‘Just give it a bit longer...’ The surveys the road a bit longer. Hoping for somebody, ANYBODY, to come along now. ‘Dear Akatsuka, Why am I a vampire? Osomatsu-niisan was a draken! Why couldn’t I be one too? Well, just take this as it comes. Even if my first bite isn’t cute or anything, just think of all those others who I could sink my teeth into!’ As hard as he tried to not think about it, he couldn’t help this impulse any longer as well. ‘Someone with soft hair, skin, a good smile and shape. Yes~ yes~I’m a vampire! I can lull them in with my own sense of charm and the closer they get, the closer we’ll be together! The pair of us embracing each other as we lock eyes and slowly I crane their neck back and-’ And he’s gone. Lost his senses for the moment. As of right now, he’s fantasizing about the situation while gripping and clinging to the tree. His nails digging into the bark he cries out.
“Ah! AHH!!! SO CUTE!! SO CUTE!! Yes~ Just let me take one bite~ A little nibble~ AHHHH!!! THEY’LL BE PUTTY IN MY HANDS AS WILL I AND-!” He’s truly a degenerate, no matter how hard he tries to deny it. He’s completely unaware of how much of a fool he’s making himself out to be right now. Not only is he screaming about his perverse view on biting his prey and dragging all attention to him, but he’s already caught the attention of a Dhampir nearby. Oblivious, He still monologues about his plans.
@inv1s
“Ahhhh... this sucks...” A whine escapes the undead gent donned in green. He looks distraught. VERY distraught. He’s busying himself, inspecting his hands... His... Claws. Choromatsu doesn’t look pleased about this in the slightest. ‘I’m a vampire now... right? I mean what else could I possibly be?!’ His tongue slides across his teeth before recoiling at the sharpness of his own fangs. ‘Sharp teeth, claws, AND I’M FLOATING?!’ He’s not handling this well... ‘Okay... Calm down... This is like your light novels! What was that one called... Ah! R* **ro! yeah It’s just like that!!!’ He puffs his chest out, filled with new hope. ‘This will be easy! So I’m a vampire! Girls like vampires right? All because of that book with the shiny vampires... So I should have no problem with-’ His thoughts halt abruptly like a car crash. His teeth... They feel like they’re throbbing... And now he’s sweating bullets. ‘Shit.’ He’d almost forgotten he’d have to drink blood and stuff.
“AGH!!! I DON’T WANNA DO THAT!!! THAT’S DISGUSTING!!!” He blurts out, fervently rubbing his temples. Finally he moves from his position, deep in thought. ‘I don’t want to bite anyone! I don’t wanna drink their blood!! I’ll just... Ignore it! Ah! Him! I’ll distract myself with this guy!’ “H-heeeey!!!” He calls out, his voice very shaky. He waves an arm trying to grab the attention of the man on the road. “Where are you headed?!”
@zzzomdere