cal and vincent pls bc they hurt my heart
send me a ship and i’ll tell you which one:
immediately begins to shimmy when maroon 5 comes on Calum would just to make Vincent giggle.
wakes the other up at 3am demanding pancakes Vincent and Calum would just do it without any complaints
sends the other unsolicited nudes im not sure like i feel like maybe both of them but idk.
brags about knowing karate even though they never made it past yellow belt Calum he’d try to impress Vincent
comes to a complete halt outside bakeries/candy shops Vincent
blows sarcastic kisses after doing ridiculous shit they both would like theyd just giggle and blow kisses to each other at the most stupid moment
killed the guy (also, which hid the body) this is tough like i feel like Vincent would but at the same time i dont think he’d be able to actually do it because hes a precious little one.
wears the least clothing around the house Both like i feel theyd just walk around shirtless or in boxers
has icky sentimental moments for no apparent reason calum. calum without a doubt.











