#interview with the vampire#iwtv#the vampire armand#assad zaman
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Muses that clearly hit the over 1000 years old mark.
1. Sethius Amladaris - 1385 years 2. Jurdon Madadh - 1385 years 3. Etienne De Lechanger - 1375 years 4. Jerker - unknown, probably close to two thousand years 5. Carolus - over 2 thousand years 6. Moony - 5 milion years 7. Iorveth - unknown 8. Carnun Pladur - roughly around 13 billion years 9. Urdnot Wreav - around 1200 years
Iorveth: Okay. I get it. You've had a really hard time lately, you're stressed out, seven people died- Geralt: Twelve, actually. Iorveth: Not the point. Look, they're dead now and really whose fault is that? Geralt: Yours! Iorveth: That's right: no one's.
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Iorveth: Fuck. Eredin: We've got to work on your cursing. Iorveth: Why? I'm pretty good at cursing already.
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Iorveth: I prevented a murder today. Ciri: Really? How’d you do that? Iorveth: self control.
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Iorveth: In light of what you did for me, you can hug me for four to five seconds. Ciri: FORTY FIVE SECONDS?!? Iorveth: No! Four to five seconds! Ciri: Too late!!!
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Iorveth: I am not out of control! I'm a law abiding citizen! Yennefer: Really? Name one law Iorveth: Don't kill people? Yennefer: That's on me. I set the bar too low.
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Iorveth: I slept for almost 12 hours but I might still be tired so lets go for 12 more just incase. Triss: Iorveth, that's a coma. Iorveth: Sounds festive.
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Avallach: Iorveth, stop! This isn't you, you've gone mad with power! Iorveth: Well of course I have. Iorveth: Have you ever tried going mad without power? Iorveth: It's boring.
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Avallach: What is your biggest weakness? Iorveth: I can be uncooperative. Avallach: Okay, can you give me an example? Iorveth: No.
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Dandelion: Here's some advice Iorveth: I didn't ask for any Dandelion: Too bad. I'm stuck here with my thoughts and you're the only one who talks to me
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Eskel: Hey, Iorveth? Can I get some dating advice? Iorveth: Just because I’m with Lambert doesn’t mean I know how I did it.
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Vesemir: Where are you going? Iorveth: To get ice cream or commit a felony, I’ll decide on the way there
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Vesemir: *holding a bottle* Is this whiskey or perfume? Iorveth: *chugs entire bottle* Iorveth: It’s perfume.
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Imlerith: You're right. Iorveth: That's... That's an unusual phrase for you. Did you just learn it?
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Iorveth and Mistral Incorrect Quotes:
Iorveth: If you were to vacuum up jello through a metal tube, well I think that’d be a neat noise Mistral: I beg to differ Iorveth: Then Beg
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Mistral: How many kids do you have? Iorveth: Biologically, emotionally, or legally?
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Iorveth: *Kicks the door down looking panicked* Mistral: What did you do? Iorveth: Nobody died. Mistral: WHAT KIND OF ANSWER IS THAT?!
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Iorveth: Oh just so you know, it's very muggy outside Mistral: Mistral: Iorveth, I swear, if I step outside and all of our mugs are on the front lawn... Iorveth: *Sips coffee from bowl*
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Iorveth: God, give me patience. Mistral: I think you mean 'give me strength'. Iorveth: If God gave me strength, you'd be dead.
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Iorveth: I’m going to take you out Mistral: great, it’s a date! Iorveth: I meant that as a threat. Mistral: See you at five!
I know that Iorveth in Witcher 3 was supposed to be a plot about the catriona plague which was also scrapped. But just imagine Iorveth in Witcher 3, him meeting Geralt again, meeting Triss and Yennefer. Iorveth meeting Ciri and also Avallach. His reaction to the wild hunt and him generally being so done with the end of the world.
Send in 📜 and I'll use this incorrect quotes generator using your muse and my muse. //to Iorveth
Jaskier: What is your biggest weakness? Iorveth: I can be uncooperative. Jaskier: Okay, can you give me an example? Iorveth: No.
MUSES THAT ARE OVER 100 YEARS OLD
BONUS +
Iorveth, Commander of the Scoia'tael, The Witcher 2 - Assassin Of Kings
"And if I fall, give me the strength to rise unbroken"
