#yarntar things

[thebloodychampion]

A few things about my Skyrim OCs (and yes I have them)

Lia or Anurlia / Dragonborn (Is the only one that actually goes by this title) - Bosmer/Altmer (Her mother was a bosmer and her father is an altmer) - Dragonborn - Listener/Guild Master - Worships Hermaeus Mora (but has not been to apocrypha prior to Solstheim) - Master Conjuration, Sneak and Archery - Weapons: Bound Bow and Mace of Bolag Bal (if someone does come close) - Armor: Deathbrand Armor

Carolus / Vampire - Imperial - Archmage of Winterhold/Leader of the Volkihar Clan (he offed Harkon) - Worships: Nobody - Master Archery, Heavy Armor, Speech - Weapons: Auriel's Bow - Armor: Dependable

Yarntar Loreian / Werewolf - Altmer - Daedric Expert/Ex-Thalmor/Brotherhood Assassin - Is active since after the oblivion Crisis - Worships: Talos, Hircine - Master Illusion, Destruction, Restorian - Weapons: Magic - Armor: Dependable

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Naughty Little Meme featuring Fenrir, Carolus, Yarntar, Lia, Haral, Irius, Noah, Carlisle, Archer, Sethius, Petyr, Clavius

@capeshifters​

☜ : Does your muse like to top? 

Fenrir: Yes

Carolus: Yes

Yarntar: Depends on my partner.

Lia: Not really.

Haral: Yes

Irius: Yes

Noah: Yes

Carlisle: Yes

Archer: No

Sethius: Yes.

Petyr: No

Clavius: Yes.

☞ : Does your muse like to bottom? 

Fenrir: No.

Carolus: No

Yarntar: Dependable.

Lia: Yes

Haral: No

Irius: No

Noah: No

Carlisle: Sometimes

Archer: Yes

Sethius: No

Petyr: Yes

Clavius: No

✌ : Is your muse good with their hands? 

Fenrir: I would say I am pretty good with my hands.

Carolus: I guess I am.

Yarntar: Definitely good with my hands.

Lia: Yes.

Haral: Better than my legs for sure.

Irius: Yes, all that writing...

Noah: Yes I guess so.

Carlisle: Yes, also good with hands.

Archer: Technically yes.

Sethius: Yes, I would think so.

Petyr: Yes.

Clavius: Yes, what else can I do anyway.

👄-Do they swallow? 

Fenrir: Rarely. But sometimes I do.

Carolus: I’d best avoid it.

Yarntar: Soemtimes you don’t want to swallow.

Lia: Yes.

Irius: Not really.

Haral: I am not sure what I should swallow. Unless my partners are into weird shit.

Noah: Yes.

Carlisle: Not often.

Archer: Yes, but only like by accident.

Sethius:Not really into that.

Petyr: Of course.

Clavius: Sometimes.

👙-Favorite outfit in the bedroom? 

Fenrir:Nothing.

Carolus: Either nothing or something that gives good access.

Yarntar: Nothing, but sometimes there is no time for getting fully naked.

Lia: Some nice set of lingerie. A woman does want to look pretty.

Irius: Nothing.

Haral: Nothing.

Noah: Nothing.

Carlisle: I prefer nothing.

Archer: I prefer nothing but I am also blind so who gives a shit.

Sethius: Well sometimes a nice outfit is good.

Petyr: Nothing.

Clavius: I would say nothing.

👑-Daddy kink, yes or no? 

Fenrir: Yes, but that I want to have a daddy.

Carolus: Not sure if I am good for that. I am more like a grandpa to most people.

Yartnar:  Not really into that. But I won’t be like totally appalled by it.

Lia: Yes.

Irius: I have more like daddy issues...

Haral: Hell, the fuck yes.

Noah: Not sure.

Carlisle: No

Archer: Yes.

Sethius: Not really, I am not the type for that.

Petyr: I am not sure I am for that.

Clavius: Not really the type.

🏢-Most public place they’ve had sex, or would like to have sex? 

Fenrir: Does a forest count? Cause I am not sure I really did in a very public place.

Carolus: Some tavern.

Yarntar: I guess I haven’t done it that publicly.

Lia: The Deep Roads...not sure if they are public. Do darkspawn count as people?

Irius: My office...

Haral: Some alley...

Noah: On a ship, okay it was my ship but still on a ship.

Carlisle: Not sure...

Archer: The chantry...don’t judge it just happend and it was the storage room.

Sethius: A shrine...okay that might be a bit weird. Wasn’t even my shrine. Wasn’t even a shrine of the old gods. No wait, the table in the war room. That is very public.

Petyr: I own a brothel, that can be public.

Clavius: Having sex on Omega, nothing is private, not even your private life is private.

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SMUTTY/SEXUAL QUESTIONS 

@capeshifters​

1: When did you lose your virginity? 

Carolus: How the hell should I remember that, it was like at least thousand years ago and more.

Yarntar: When I was like 100 or so, I don’t remember.

Lia (Skyrim): Hmm around the age of 50 or so.

2: Rough sex or soft sex? 

Carolus: Hmm more rough sex.

Yarntar: Rough, but honestly both is good.

Lia (Skyrim): I am for both sometimes rough can be good but soft is also good.

9: Have you ever had sex in a public place?

Carolus: Yes.

Yarntar: Yes

Lia (Skyrim): Yes

14: Do you prefer giving or receiving oral sex? 

Carolus: Both, but I do like to receive it more.

Yarntar: Give it.

Lía: Well both is good.

20: If you could have sex with anyone right now, who would it be? 

Carolus: Anyone? Hmm no idea actually.

Yarntar: Don’t have anyone in my mind right now.

Lia (Skyrim): Of all people...Teldryn. Old grumpy dunmer, who sets things on fire.

21: Have you ever had a threesome? If not, would you? 

Carolus: Yes, at my age you have done such things.

Yarntar: Yes.

Lia (Skyrim): Yes

22: Do you/would you use sex toys? 

Carolus: Not really.

Yarntar: Maybe sometimes.

Lia (Skyrim): Yes, why not.

23: Have you ever sent someone a dirty text/picture? 

Carolus: Not really and how the hell should I do that?

Yarntar: Not sure how that is going to work but okay.

Lia (Skyrim): Not really, no.

26: Something that will never fail to get you horny?

Carolus: Not sure honestly, if I want sex I have sex and no reason to make me horny. Well to be honest blood starving makes me horny.

Yarntar: Probably talking about things, maybe dirty talk.

Lia (Skyrim): ....I won’t tell what makes me horny and it is not like I get aroused by ..anything unusual.

27: Early morning sex or late night sex?

Carolus: Oh both is good, both is good.

Yarntar: I do prefer early morning sex.

Lia (Skyrim): Probably early morning, I am useless after a days of traveling around Skyrim.

28: Favourite body part on the opposite sex?

Carolus: Probably boobs.

Yarntar: I have nothing paticular that I prefer from the opposite sex.

Lia (Skyrim): Huge dicks! I am joking!

29: Favourite body part on the same sex?

Carolus: Hmm, nothing particular.

Yarntar: Hmm I am not sure.

LIa (Skyrim): I am not interested in women that way.

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Sinday asks : 1-5 to Fenrir , 6-10 to Petyr , 11-15 to Carolus , 16-20 to Yarntar 

@capeshifters​

1. What are your top three kinks? 2. Are you into BDSM? 3. Are you a top or bottom? 4. Are you dominant or submissive? 5. Monogomous or polyarmorous

Fenrir: “Odaxelagnia (Biting), Outdoor Sex, Semi Public Sex” Fenrir: “To some extend actually.” Fenrir: “A top, do you think I could be a bottom?” Fenrir: “Dominant.” Fenrir: “Polyarmorous.”

6. Are you a virgin? 7. Do you have any crushes? 8. Do you like to hold hands in public? 9. What do you look for in a romantic partner? 10. What ways do you say ‘I love you’ without actually saying it? 

Petyr/Etienne: “No” Petyr/Etienne: “Yes but I won’t tell.” Petyr/Etienne: “Yes, actually I love that.” Petyr/Etienne: “Someone who doesn’t run away when things get tough and complicated.” Petyr/Etienne: “I normally just make sure they eat enough.”

11. Would you have sex on the first date? 12. Would you ever get married? 13. Are they interested in romance? 14. What is a song you’d listen to during sex? 15. Do you like mutual masturbation? 

Carolus: “Maybe, but i usually just have sex without the dates.” Carolus: “Technically yes. I mean I am technically married but we are both mercenaries...” Carolus: “Not really.” Carolus: “I am not listening to any songs during sex.” Carolus: “Sure why not.”

16. Do you like porn? Do you like to share or watch porn with your partner? 17. What are you favorite foreplay activities? 18. What are some things you like about your crush or person you’re dating? 19. Do you like Valentine’s Day? 20. Do you enjoy wearing lingerie or seeing your partner wear it? 

Yarntar: “Not really sure what this porn is, but sure it sounds like fun.” Yarntar: “Kissing, touching, sometimes dirty talk, getting almost sent into the soul cairn...” Yarntar: “I am not crushing on anyone or date anyone. I am too busy.” Yarntar: “No idea what that is.” Yarntar: “I mean I can see the appeal in people wearing it.”

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Skyrim Muses

Arnurlia (Lia) Grayius-Bluehollow Bosmer/Altmer Mix Raised on Alinor Doesn’t follow the Green Pact at all. Werewolf Listener of the Dark Brotherhood Thieves Guildmaster Worships Hermaeus Mora Dragonborn Supports the Stormcloaks Master Archer, Master Conjuration Mace Of Molag Bal / Daedric Bow

Carolus (Last name long forgotten) Imperial / Ancient Vampire Raised in the second Era supports the Imperials Vampire Archmage of the college of Winterhold Leader of the Volkihar vampires (after Harkon’s defeat) Worships nobody Expert in Conjuration Magic Expert in Sneak Expert in Archery

Yarntar Loreian Altmer Raised in Summerset Islands during the Oblivion Crisis Former member of the Dark Brotherhood Former Thalmor Justiciar Talos Worshipper Studies Daedra High Destruction Magic Skills

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Yarntar Loreian, Ex Thalmor Justiciar

"The pain I felt is paid for, all is said and done"