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4 years from now I promise you all

Your mouths will open wide enough to eat a house

And your muscles will grow big enough

to make you hungry in an hour

And now that I’ve only got 4 papers left

to send you 4 more notes

I’ll write all your names on 2 and on the other

2 I’ll tell you

That I know your job aint easy but I think

that that’s the reason

people come back, people cheer and stare every season

Your teammates want you to explain, to abbreviate yourself

But I hope you don’t, your investors hope you don’t

You’re not even 26 and already bobbleheads on the shelf

And you’re shaking and the gift shop’s closed

#billy*#iprocrastinated

The sun rises.

A brand new day full of adventure;

in other words, this fuckin day’s got some potential.

Waves lap at the shoreline. My feet are pretty

fuckin cold, like an abominable snowman

eating a popsicle. What I’m trying

to say is, im fellin pretty fuckin frigid right about now.

My dawg enjoys his oishii as fuck dinner,

an I’m gettin pretty fuckin exhausted right about now.

I lay to sleep, ready for another buck-wild day with

my dawg.

My buddy and I are havin a load of fun.

#JackEB*#iprocrastinated

Good morning Hank

I’ts question Tuesday

The Tuesday where I answer real questions from real nerdfighters

First question!

How do you fell about the Panama papers?

Hank as you know I’m going to do a video on the Panama papers,

but the more I researched the more complex, and boring, it got.

Suffice it to say that in this case, like all cases, the

truth resists simplicity.

Is nerdfighteria supposed to revolve around you or the community?

The community, of which I should merely be a small part.

Do you write poetry?

Not anymore, but teenage me wrote lots of terrible poetry.

Who the eff is Hank?

Hank is the Greek God of Wisdom Hank was born out of Zeus’ head and is famous for being a brilliant tactitioner, Hank also had a lot of issues with Poseidon.

When do you realize you’ve taken liking something too far?

I don’t think there’s anything wrong with liking something, or someone, it’s just often that it manifests itself in unhealthy ways. Maybe when you write a poem about it.

Hank, I’ll see you on Tuesday

#Jade*#iprocrastinated

Listeners, today I want to discuss

Poetry, like a

Poet Tree, with

Tree leaves. what leaves?

I leave

There is nobody here

It’s really awkward

welcome to night vale.

#corinne*#iprocrastinated

Hide and don’t seek