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[omegawolverine]

for the character ask thingy,,, Unus and Annus? :p - 🐝✨

oooh interesting but a bit difficult...sorry if this sucks

Unus

favorite thing about them: every joke? banger. pretty ass motherfucker too. give me a kiss u absolute god

least favorite thing about them: is there anything not to like?

favorite line: how tf I'm supposed to quote from videos I can't even rewatch smh

brOTP: there is only one bro. and it is annus.

OTP: ^

nOTP: also him and annus.

random headcanon: not scared of death, but like. takes it more seriously? in a sense? like yeah death is inevitable blah blah but also it's kinda sad and even if he's not scared of death it's still like he doesnt necessarily want to Deal With It, if that makes any fucking sense...

unpopular opinion: the superior cryptid

song i associate with them:

i cant decide - scissor sisters

comics - caravan palace

favorite picture of them: I think about how this is technically unus everyday

Annus

favorite thing about them: ur so smart and sexy for what

least favorite thing about them: ur so smart and sexy for what

favorite line: idkidkidk

brOTP: just the same shit from unus'

OTP: ^

nOTP: ^^

random headcanon: likes to hunt people for sport. would hunt unus for sport too. is a god but also just has a god complex /j

unpopular opinion: listen annus may not be the superior cryptid but his ability to make himself feel like he is...impressive

song i associate with them:

a mask of my own face - lemon demon

witness - mindless self indulgence

favorite picture of them: hello pretty boy, how r u?

[semeliteral]

bts mod for mystic messenger?

[prosofpoetry]

Six words can’t say nearly enough

I’m sorry I keep upsetting you

?Si fuera angsty, me amarias mas?

insight, outsight, hindsight - I should’ve listened

edgy memes not quite edgy people

six six six six six six

It’s the light of her life

sitting in a room, counting words

avoiding the apple of his eye

[prosofpoetry]

I will eat this... I’m allergic

I can do this kick, nope

Fist will not fit in mouth

Now my beanbag has a hole

earrings off, drain open, random flail

truth or dare night and snapchat

well I didn’t get an interim

27 notifications in the past minute

Don’t ask for scissors that way

[prosofpoetry]

Nothing broke during the last hurricane

her sister’s ghost lives inside it

$51 for a junior mints box?

[prosofpoetry]

A recipe for my day

1 cup of nice

3 pinches of not sure

a dash of same

4 large spoonfulls of star wars

2 teaspoons of it is way too early

2 1/2 drops of “thats not who I’m asking”

Stir in a piece of “but I was right yesterday?”

Set the temperature of the oven “to you’re right, okay”?

Serves 1-30, but it turns out 39

[prosofpoetry]