#ipromiseimfunny

[dontgaytogether]

so um. yeah sjjednenenej

[jordyns-shitshow]

i got a twitter today. i promise if you follow me you’ll get quality nuggets of hilarity. • • • • #twitter #50shadesofwumbo #ipromiseimfunny #mymomismyonlyfollower #thanksmom

[queercrafttheory]

Are there different rules when it comes to making internet friends?

[everyonesfavoriteswitch]

Gets new followers...... *sweats*

[drop-kick-hearts]

For some reason they hate me?

[subtlepumpkin]

My mind is on you

It's hard to say I'm happy

I want you to be

[lostxxlien-blog]

What

Peter: I'm like a sweet peach on a hot summer day.

Megan: You're like a sour pickle on a windy day.