Jul 3, 2013
Helga truly is the thirstiest ho out there.
Waldy
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Helga truly is the thirstiest ho out there.
Waldy
YO youtube tipsybartender this nigga will take our fuck with candy alcohol game to a whole new level
I'm so ready
iqdni99a replied to your chat: Me: Damn, why is this Asian guy so dangerous?Me:...
That was officially the most horrible thing I have ever read you say. If I were in the vicinity, I would leave the dwelling fall on my knees in the street and beg god for mercy on my soul.
iqdni99a replied to your photo: Your boys a gotdamn culinary genius. Fuck with me
nigga you cant see me on the pancake game and you know them hoe ass niggas called me waffles in college. anyways wish mama duran a happy mothers day for me.
Son my waffle game immaculate, got that spinny rotatey waffle maker son ain't nobody fuckin with me. And yeah they did hahaha. Fuckin' Layne. And gotchoo. Tell Litza happy mother's day even though she's not actually a mom but she was basically my second mom out there ya dig
iqdni99a replied to your post: iqdni99a replied to your post: So I got...
The right timing you would have been an unknown assailant but Im glad you kept your composure. Im honestly surprised it wasnt the time your attack instincts saved your life. Or eyes in this case.
Same here. I dunno. I'm still pissed about it. Like I know for a fact if he would've pulled an actual weapon like a knife or something I would've went into autopilot and he'd have been hurt, bad. Not to downplay mace because if he would've sprayed me then I obviously would've been fucked, but I guess I was surprised that this big dude (he was like 5'5" 250 or so) pulled out a little can of mace instead of a knife or something, y'know? How the hell do you look being big as shit and pulling out mace, c'mon son.
iqdni99a replied to your post: So I got threatened with mace on my way to work today
Nigga the only thing I can picture is me watching you break that bitch in half as the bing boong on the trains go off on world star hip hop
The thought crossed my mind. I'm telling you man, I was angrier in that one moment than I've ever been in my ENTIRE LIFE. It felt like a matter of inches, like if his hand would've come any closer to my face I would've snapped. I realize this all sounds like some after the fact thug shit but like... I dunno man. In a parallel universe that guy is severely broken, his kid is traumatized, and I'm in jail.
I need my own place. Even if (worst case scenario) it's just me rollin solo out in some studio someplace, I need to get my own place and cement my grown man can't tell me shit-ness. Hopefully though my brudda Waldy gets his shit right and we can ball the fuck out somewhere on some Team Double W shit and be bueno. Rollin with two Xboxes. Madness
Y'all should go say happy birthday to Waldy on account of the fact that it's his birthday and he's put up with me for the majority of the last five years.